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thewrll
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10 Jul 2012, 3:22 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
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Stop craving Coke, already! :evil:


Yeah crave Pepsi.



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10 Jul 2012, 3:31 pm

MMMM Pepsi. :D


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10 Jul 2012, 3:32 pm

Dear throat, please stop laughing.


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10 Jul 2012, 4:20 pm

Okay, ears. I promise you can listen to Fleet Foxes on the way home from work.



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10 Jul 2012, 4:22 pm

Dear leg bottom,

Please stop breaking out into hives. It would be very much appreciated.

Love,
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10 Jul 2012, 4:38 pm

Mindsigh wrote:
Okay, ears. I promise you can listen to Fleet Foxes on the way home from work.


But I don't wanna listen to Fleet Foxe-ahhhh I get ya now.


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10 Jul 2012, 4:45 pm

dearest tummy, please be kind to me today...just for one consecutive 24 hour period. thanks


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10 Jul 2012, 4:50 pm

Dear arthritic hands, why do you make things so annoyingly difficult at times? Why do you wish to make me look like an old man? It would be greatly appreciated if just for once, you'd let me open that cursed Jelly jar without the bulky opener.



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10 Jul 2012, 4:53 pm

Dear stomach, I promise not to torture you with massive amounts of jalapeno salsa for at least one day. Maybe. So, please be nice to me today.



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10 Jul 2012, 4:58 pm

Dear neck of the second metatarsal of my left foot - It's been over a year now since you broke. I'm glad you're feeling better, and I'm sorry you're all wobbly and heavy still. It's a reminder for us both though to not kick large wooden garden benches when annoyed.

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10 Jul 2012, 5:53 pm

Dear eyes. Please don't look at rabbitears' picture, it's a little bit creepy xD xD xD



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10 Jul 2012, 6:00 pm

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Dear eyes. Please don't look at rabbitears' picture, it's a little bit creepy xD xD xD


Why do so many people say I look creepy? Not good for my self esteem. :P

It's a cute rabbit mask.


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10 Jul 2012, 6:02 pm

rabbitears wrote:
It's a cute rabbit mask.
You have socks on your head :scratch: :lmao:



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10 Jul 2012, 6:02 pm

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Why do so many people say I look creepy? Not good for my self esteem. :P

It's a cute rabbit mask.


I've always thought it looked a bit like a balaclava



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10 Jul 2012, 6:13 pm

Dear Colon, Freakin' Heal Already!! !! !



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10 Jul 2012, 6:49 pm

Colinn wrote:
rabbitears wrote:
Why do so many people say I look creepy? Not good for my self esteem. :P

It's a cute rabbit mask.


I've always thought it looked a bit like a balaclava


It pretty much is a glorified balaclava. It just has rabbity ears that double as pockets.


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....And Nunchucks are my friends.