OMG! Don't eat hamburgers!

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17 Aug 2012, 12:37 am

I w'ont eat hambugers because they have wrong consistency and are made of low quality meat
and taste s**t.

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17 Aug 2012, 3:38 am

Solvejg wrote:

I love how someones chromosomes can be altered by what they consume.

I was going to say, aren't people born with it? I've heard parents can find their children have it even BEFORE they are born.

I don't eat them anyway unless it's what we happen to be having to tea at home.

And if chlorine is bad for you, then I guess I'll never go to a swimming pool again, then. Not that I went to any much anyway.

(That last thing I said was just a joke. but I still don't go to them lots.)

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17 Aug 2012, 5:02 am

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17 Aug 2012, 7:15 am

I had a beef burger for dinner but I'm pretty sure the patty was made from scratch.

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17 Aug 2012, 8:25 am

Cesar wrote:

I w'ont eat hambugers because they have wrong consistency and are made of low quality meat
and taste sh**.

Sounds like you haven't had the right burger yet! I enjoy cooking burgers on the BBQ as its fresh, quality meat you are having. Unlike certain fast food outlets.

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17 Aug 2012, 9:39 am

I prefer steak

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17 Aug 2012, 11:23 am

Ganondox wrote:

Don't blame me if you catch Downs!

I would rather catch Ups. It is more fun and energizing. How do I do that?

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17 Aug 2012, 12:28 pm

Did some socialite lose her trust fund?

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18 Aug 2012, 1:04 am

EnglishJess wrote:

Solvejg wrote:

I love how someones chromosomes can be altered by what they consume.

I was going to say, aren't people born with it? I've heard parents can find their children have it even BEFORE they are born.
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No! My imaginary daughter was a perfectly normal, happy girl until she ate her first hamburger!

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18 Aug 2012, 9:33 am

Make your own burgers like I do and forgo all the preservatives/chemicals.

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18 Aug 2012, 9:43 am

This isn't making any sense to me.

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23 Aug 2012, 2:13 am

Ok, who changed the thread title? That completely changes the tone of the message.

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23 Aug 2012, 2:19 am

This is the best thread in the history of threads.

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24 Aug 2012, 1:28 am

s**t, I had a burger last week. I think my face is getting puffy...

ermagherd, I can feel the chromosome growing. Burgers must be banned!

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24 Aug 2012, 2:21 am

USMCnBNSFdude wrote:

sh**, I had a burger last week. I think my face is getting puffy...

ermagherd, I can feel the chromosome growing. Burgers must be banned!

But they won't be banned as it's all a conspiracy! We must conspire ourselves!

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24 Aug 2012, 5:17 pm

Be sure to stay away from that dihydrogen monoxide too.

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