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04 Dec 2006, 2:20 pm

And thus, Bizarre, you shall have Helios, the great Sun Mace wielded by an old friend of mine. With it, you can command the powers of Light and Fire to do your bidding, bastioning your allies against the forces of evil and incinerating your foes in the purest Flame!

Oh, and since I didn't tell you before, Flagg, your scythe has the power to command the dead, and to bring plague upon mortals. And Gamester, your sword, originally called Caledfwlch before Arthur claimed it, has the power to cut the tops off mountains (or, of course, to decimate many men) and to call down a rain of lightning bolts.

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04 Dec 2006, 2:22 pm

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Garlic will showwer your hate with a rainfall of garlic juice. Drink the juice and repent
my sister.

Garlic does not tolerate hate. Especially if there is no reason. These people just decided to attack the most peaceful Church for no reason. Our only violent member is Lord Greyhelium. And we have at least one pacifist. They say they are here to protect people from our oppression. That is not possible. We can't oppress them. We can only oppress our own members. And we don't. The Church of Garlic is kind to its members and even to those who do not believe in our religion. This makes no sense. These people aren't here to keep the peace. They want to destroy it.

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04 Dec 2006, 2:27 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

TheMachine1 wrote:

Garlic will showwer your hate with a rainfall of garlic juice. Drink the juice and repent
my sister.

Oh, really? Than what of the other Churches? Did you not destroy them when they rose up in peace? And are you not planting the seeds of doubt amongst possible Knights, in the hopes of deterring them from joining our ranks? You lie through your teeth, knave, preaching peace as you slaughter innocents in your tyrannical seat of power. Listen not to them, fellows, they serve only their own purposes!

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04 Dec 2006, 2:32 pm

Truth is our purpose. Garlic is the only truth.

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04 Dec 2006, 2:33 pm

CeallachSolomon wrote:

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

TheMachine1 wrote:

Garlic will showwer your hate with a rainfall of garlic juice. Drink the juice and repent
my sister.

More lies. The Churches we destroyed were not peaceful. They attacked us first. We were only defending ourselves. Mustard declared war on us when we had no intention of harming anyone or anything. Wasabi was destroyed after they attempted to kill me in a kamikaze attack. The Rubber Ducks, like you, were created for no other reason than to fight us. Ranch was peaceful, but they were destroyed by BBQ Sauce. We had nothing to do with that.

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04 Dec 2006, 2:38 pm

Aye. and as the Legion of Heaven, I shall do my duty.

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I shall fight the Garlic Lord, and they shall flee from my wrath.

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04 Dec 2006, 2:39 pm

Gamester wrote:

Aye. and as the Legion of Heaven, I shall do my duty.

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I shall fight the Garlic Lord, and they shall flee from my wrath.

We do not flee from evil. We destroy it.

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04 Dec 2006, 2:42 pm

Then thou shalt have hard time destroying something that is of pure nature and of heaven.

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04 Dec 2006, 2:43 pm

Gamester wrote:

Then thou shalt have hard time destroying something that is of pure nature and of heaven.

No. It is something you will have a hard time doing.

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04 Dec 2006, 2:44 pm

I am of the Knights, you are of Garlic. you must be purged of this earth.

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04 Dec 2006, 2:48 pm

Gamester wrote:

I am of the Knights, you are of Garlic. you must be purged of this earth.

Evil is what will be purged. We will remain while you burn forever in Niotiska.

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04 Dec 2006, 3:27 pm

Gamester wrote:

I am of the Knights, you are of Garlic. you must be purged of this earth.

i have never done anything to any of you. I am at peace with all, unless you are in clear rebellion to His Garlicness. You have created this order, and have created it with the purpose to fight Garlic. That my freind is more than enough provocation to feel my wrath. The other churches were only destroyed because they were aggressive to us, the same will be for you. Garlic does not oppress non believers. Non belivers will simply be judged at the Garpocalypse. There is only war when an order is specifically trying to harm the Garlican order, such as the church of Mustard before it was vanquished, and now this petty order.

You will phail. Garlic will phrag j00.

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04 Dec 2006, 8:48 pm

greyhelium wrote:

thats your problem unknown, you are too merciful. Garlic does not have alliances, only sects and enemies.

Actually i'm a cold-blooded sadistic A*****E who is only angry when stressed out and at the time i was willing to get these "knights" live if they was to join me and my army but they apparently don't want to live so the church of MTV haters is gonna PWN these n00bs if they don't submit to me and MY AUTHORITAH!! !! !

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05 Dec 2006, 1:06 am

I am Angel. But I am not pure, I am fallen, but I fight for right, I fell when the First of the Garlicans tempted us. I am Rahazian, meaing Fallen with a purpose. I am He who has the Excalibur, I am attonment.

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05 Dec 2006, 9:03 am

Then you refuse to submit? :evil:

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05 Dec 2006, 10:00 am

*Dons MArk XI armor*

I may be a pacifist, but I will fight to defend Garlic!

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