What would your new world order be like??? (if you had one)

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Deutha
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09 Dec 2006, 12:34 am

a cross between flagg and catalysts NWO sounds good to moi



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09 Dec 2006, 6:20 am

When drivers turn to 55 years old...they must prove themselves that they are capable to continue driving by going round a rally course in a rally car. If they piss their pants, and they can't handle driving, they have their liscense removed...if there good enough, they continue driving. Because old people are slow on the road, and it's frustating. My mum suggested this idea which I agree with.



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11 Dec 2006, 2:52 am

Its all outlined in Milton Friedman's book, "Free to Choose".

Plus I would bring back lynching. Sure there will be a couple of mistakes, but the benefits of a more polite society, plus sending pedeophiles back down their holes would be worth it.


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11 Dec 2006, 2:55 am

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about the cow farting thing...well, there's nothing we can really do about that

eat the cows.


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11 Dec 2006, 3:57 am

BazzaMcKenzie wrote:
Its all outlined in Milton Friedman's book, "Free to Choose"..


think im gonna hafta read that...sounds very interesting...



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11 Dec 2006, 9:38 pm

Provide free escort services to all the male aspies. The government would mail out vouchers in $100 denominations. Aspie guys would redeem them for adult services, either from independent escorts or agencies; the service providers would then be reimbursed for the amounts of vouchers redeemed. To apply for vouchers, the only things that would be necessary is a 10-question application and an interview about one's history of involuntary celibacy. Aspie men participating in the program would still be required to follow the escorts' rules, such as no kissing or being "covered" at all times.



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11 Dec 2006, 11:20 pm

BazzaMcKenzie wrote:
tinky wrote:
about the cow farting thing...well, there's nothing we can really do about that

eat the cows.


never!! !


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11 Dec 2006, 11:34 pm

tinky wrote:
BazzaMcKenzie wrote:
tinky wrote:
about the cow farting thing...well, there's nothing we can really do about that

eat the cows.


never!! !

then attach a methane collector under their tails. Rig up a solar powered compressor to bottle the methane, and we can run our cars from liquified methane gas.

And you can collect cow dung and burn it in your home furnace as fuel.


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12 Dec 2006, 5:15 pm

BazzaMcKenzie wrote:
And you can collect cow dung and burn it in your home furnace as fuel.

Uh-oh. I've been burning their flesh for energy and eating their dung. :oops:


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12 Dec 2006, 8:56 pm

werbert wrote:
BazzaMcKenzie wrote:
And you can collect cow dung and burn it in your home furnace as fuel.

Uh-oh. I've been burning their flesh for energy and eating their dung. :oops:


no, that's what's you're supposed to do! keep eating that dung, werbert.


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12 Dec 2006, 10:17 pm

Rootie Seniour and her standard sized friends would transport us through London. :heart:

Rootie Juniour is my little pet Bus. Her mother is a standard-sized Routie. :heart: