Do Not Put Glue On Your Keyboard

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20 Dec 2006, 8:59 pm

Don't run around like an idiot with your little cousins right after you eat...

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20 Dec 2006, 9:13 pm

Never steal things from your teacher.

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20 Dec 2006, 9:42 pm

Stick a paperclip up your nose.

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20 Dec 2006, 9:56 pm

Just because coffee smells nice, doesn't mean a large spoonfull of the powdered form will taste nice.

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20 Dec 2006, 10:01 pm

Don't stick peas up your nose.

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20 Dec 2006, 10:03 pm

Don't touch a hot-wire fence with a piece of hay while holding hands with someone else for the fun of it.

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20 Dec 2006, 10:12 pm

Don't spit into the wind.
Don't tug on Superman's cape.
Don't mess around with Jim.

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20 Dec 2006, 11:52 pm

never keep the door of a declawed cat's home open
never kick at a stray pit bull in order to ward it off
never hide your bad grades from your parents
never watch an olive garden commercial

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21 Dec 2006, 5:22 am

Don't drop your mobile phone in the toilet

Don't try to connect a 1 volt mini-motor to a 240 volt power point

Don't try DIY repairs on your home PC

Don't attempt a DIY spray tanning either, go to a beautician

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21 Dec 2006, 11:14 am

Don't swim, right after you eat.

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21 Dec 2006, 12:55 pm

Never stick your head through the back of a chair just to see "if it would fit".

Don't throw rocks at cellar windows.

Just because you can make a relistic set of wings out of cardboard doesn't mean that you will fly from the top of the picnic table while wearing them.

The post office will not accept live cargo to foreign countries no matter how badly you want to go there.

Do not over-inflate your bicycle tires and then leave said bike out in the scorching summer sun. (Wow was that ever loud when they exploded!)

Releasing 45 frisky toads in the garage on a hot summer day will not amuse your parents.

Mom's car is not an "all-terrain" vehicle.

Prick the skin on the potatoe BEFORE placing it in the microwave.

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21 Dec 2006, 1:07 pm

Don't skip Breakfast.

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21 Dec 2006, 1:29 pm

Don't put a PCI-x card in a PCI-e slot, even if you can make it fit using your Dremel.

Don't leave the keys in your truck at Seven Eleven in the rough part of town.

Don't tell large buff Mexicans that Jesus was gay.

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21 Dec 2006, 2:00 pm

(When I was young)

Don't give your doggy a mushroom to eat, no matter delicious it looks.

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21 Dec 2006, 2:05 pm

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

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21 Dec 2006, 2:53 pm

Don't fall asleep on a train and wake up in an unfamiliar town.

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