What are the worst things you have done at School?

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- Had sex on my roommates bed, numerous times. In my defense he said I could but I couldn't tell whether he was joking or not.

- Had sex numerous times in my bed while that same roommate was asleep.

- Left class in High school a lot to go back to my dorm (went to boarding school) to warm up mac & cheese or diddle around returning just several minutes until class was scheduled to end.

- Went to lectures high 95% of the time if at all during freshman year of college.

- Traded my Adderall pills for cigarettes or money.

- Vaporized in my then girlfriend's dorm room closet when she went to the bathroom. I honestly don't know what I was thinking and will never forgive myself for that dickish move.

- Plaugerized a research paper from a very common book in the library. I wanted to get caught. Just was too depressed to do the assignment and wanted it out of my life.

- Ran away from about 5-6 faculty members and my friends when they cornered me into a restroom. I was having some sort of melt down and excused myself to the restroom. I then jumped out the tall narrow window and ran to the wooded area of campus where I hid for 5 hours.

- Threw myself down a flight of wooded stairs in the dorms.

- Stabbed myself in the hands with scissors.


That's it for now. Man, was I a crazy 14-18 year old. I've settled down for the most part now but I still have a temporary lapse in judgment. I just don't have a whole lot of impulse control and I hope to fix that.

I skipped a lot because of bullies, boredom and barbiturates (quaaludes). Also, I put an "I bought my bong at Black Doggs" (a popular local head shop)bumpersticker on a teacher's car. Told the study hall teacher I was going to the library but wandered around downtown instead, hung out with some potheads in front of the Alabama Theatre, went to English class stoned out of my gourd, took my French final and got a 97 while high as a kite, made wild-goose chases in textbooks that said, "turn to page 98", then on page 98 I'd write to turn to another page, etc.. There was never any paypff. Smoked in the bathroom.

In college, we had to use dry ice in a play and there was some left over so we put it in the toilets in the ladies room of the humanities building. That's about the worst thing I did at school in college. Most of my college mischief was after hours.

I would modify the weight system at my Gym.

I would make it so where, you would be temporarily 5 pounds heavier. You could do it by turning the weight off then turning it back on then when someone steps on it, they're 5 pounds heavier.

Back in school I:

- Listened to music in earbuds during class lectures.
- Got arrested in the middle of English class for something I'd done 2 weeks before, somewhere else.
- Graffiti-ed a nearby Elementary school's loading dock.
- Snuck into the off-limits mechanical rooms at both my middle school and my high school.
- Climbed up on the roofs of my high school at night.

Nothing particularly destructive or spiteful, really.

Set up an exclusive underground club for AD&D players in the steam tunnels under the university, charged admission, served alcohol, and provided alibis for members who were ditching class.

Passed out rum and coke at our cafeteria table during lunch, somewhat regularly for a while there. I was pretty good actually, but my friends were troublemakers.. I did set my lab partner's hair on fire...accidentally. She used a lot of hairspray.

Ran off from school
Did graffiti on my teacher's table cloth and blamed it on my friend, luckily the teacher didn't buy it
Accidentally stole a carton of milk not knowing you had to pay for it
Stole another kid's spelling test and put my name on it and passed it off as my own
Stole a magazine out of someone's bag

Took four prizes from the fake treasure chest instead of two in speech therapy and bragged to three of my classmates about it who also went there with me

Did some bullying to fit in
Held a knife up to a teacher
Flipped the same teacher off, also told her she is ugly
Threw a bucket of colored pencils
Flipped a boy off in my class and another boy at my new school
Emailed my homeroom teacher asking her what her first name is and signed my resource room teacher's name at the bottom
Saved a file and wrote the f word as the name of the file and lied about not doing it when my teacher asked me if I wrote that
Intentionally left the lid open to my teacher's hamster cage and he got out and was missing. The janitor found it and brought it back.
Cursed in class and got kicked out for the rest of the period
Would pull the plant out of someone's cup whenever it would grow and let another student take the blame when the owner blamed it on her
Cursed in class to get attention

Actually bad: skipped most of HS due to depression and a few extremely violent/manipulative bullies.

Naughty! -- revolted by the stupid and vain school president campaigns, I created a fake character, drawn Don Martin style and attacking their campaigns directly. Despite looking mostly male, he/she/it was named "Edwina".

I came in VERY early and put HUNDREDS of posters and banners all over school. Ev-reey-where.

WRITE IN EDWINA!
For ambitions bigger than xx's posters or xx's ego!


Despite not being an official choice, thus not on the ballots, Edwina won in a landslide. The teacher announcing this over the intercom was unaware until a few seconds after saying so - to a school nearly rioting in laughter.

I once forgot to do my homework.

I was such a badass.

Oh, yeah- I forgot: I also used my programming class in high school to break into the administrator account on the school's network, along with using it to place a really annoying batch file into the autoexec file of random people's computers. It was a batch file that would automatically open an infinite number of command prompts, up until the computer froze or crashed, or both. I never got caught for it. Neither did my friend and brother, who also did all that.

Hmm, mine would take several pages to detail, but my personal favorites include picking the locks that the janitor used to secure these gates we had in the hallways to segregate the classes during lunch and moving the padlocks around so the keys never fit where they were supposed to, and unplugging equipment, using stickpins and a pair of wirecutters to "spike" the cord, causing it to short out whenever plugged back in. I never liked straight vandalism as much as little pranks that made the teachers think they were going crazy. I did have a fondness for supergluing coins to the floor in the hallways, and later moved on to gluing them to windows and the pull handles to the fire alarm. That last one was always fun, watching some kid or the janitor trying to very *carefully* pry the coin off; it worked best with a fifty cent piece.

Had too many "sick days" in year 11 & 12 to the point where they thought about not letting me graduate.
Used to walk out of class and go home/go to mum's work for the rest of the day when the bullying got too bad.
During a field exercise for science my lab partners stopped for a durry in the bush while I stood on lookout for the teacher (lots of bush around my old school).
Seldom turning up to school on time.
Not doing my homework in year 1, to the point where the teacher simply stopped sending me home with any (which was cool and all, but then I didn't know how to do basic sums until year 3).

Seriously, I think I only did detention twice during my entire schooling years K-12.

-Went into the electrical room and shut of the school's electricity
-Put small rocks in the door hinges to the school so that they would remain just slightly open and the deadbolts wouldn't activate
-Stole another student's password and deleted his work
-Threw a book at my teacher in highschool
-Ran out of class in elementary school during a meltdown. A teacher chased after me and I ran into an open janitor closet. In panic I grabbed a pair of scissors but didn't know what on earth I was doing. The teacher caught up to me while I was holding the scissors and jumped to conclusions.
-Snuck in and out of the school at recess
-Slashed someone with a sharp piece of a tin can that was discarded

Screamed and shouted