What do you think will the cause of your death be?

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I'm too sexy for my life.

Pneumonia. I smoked for years so I'll probably have COPD towards the end (my Dad does) so I'll probably die of complications of that. Or possibly some kind of cancer, although I'm betting on the pneumonia. I plugged my stats into a "life expectancy" calculator recently that said, based on my current lifestyle, I have a 25% chance of living past 96.68. 75% chance of living past 78.45. Although that's "current lifestyle" as opposed to all the damage I've done to my body since ever.

good bye charlie

1. Health complications due to the medications I take - As an example, I'm already at risk for developing a benign pituitary tumor caused by prolonged use of Risperidone, and in fact have reason to suspect that I may already have one. Also, due to the way of the world being what it is, I doubt I will have access to all of my medications in far future, and since I am dependent on them, I may die from withdrawals (seriously, I've been on Xanax since I was 14 and I've heard that the withdrawals are worse than those for heroin.)

2. Suicide - I don't feel that way at this point in my life, but I have a history of suicidal tendencies so I know that I will in the future because all of my family members except my brother will die before me, chronologically speaking.

3. Car accident - It's not that I don't trust my family members to get me to where I need to go; it's the other drivers and the weather that I don't trust.

perhaps what i should fear, is the kind of death that i havent thought of yet.

ok then, maybe we all could benefit from not thinking about ANY kind of death, thereby giving equal existential chances to whatever form of death there might be without emphasizing the chances of any that we might really fear. i hope that made sense.

that reminds me of the death by booga-booga joke.

Homemade explosives

Murder
Cancer of the breast or reproductive organs

meteor storm.
explosive decompression.
short circuit.

God, this thread is morbid, but anyway...

The most likely ways I'll die are probably:

I. Suicide
a. I have a history of depressive/suicidal thought, and unfortunately I can totally picture myself committing suicide at some point in my life. I hope my life never takes that turn, but if it does, I can already see it happening.
- It really is depressing how so many other people here have also mentioned suicide.

II. Malnutrition
a. I am very lean due to a high metabolism. My weight currently fluctuates around 100 pounds.

III. Getting Hit By A Car
a. I seem to have a penchant for walking out in front of approaching vehicles. I really should start wearing glasses again.

Heart disease. Because I'm gettign stressed lots, it can;t be good for me.

Cancer. Because it seems inevitable. My gran had breast cancer and, although she didn't die and is still alive today, I heard it could be a genetic thing so I could get it.

Obamacare, if it gets forced upon us as slated, likely will be my death. I'd already have died in 2011 of a ruptured aortic root, had it not been for the fact that Americans have been able to seek any doctor anywhere, for private payment.

Charles

probably suicide