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Once upon a time, A woman of deep soul opened her eyes to see she stood upon an expansive desert. Bored, she squinted, clicked her heels, and thought herself to a moonlit mountain top dew drenched meadow. Everything shimmered. Just then the sky turn red, she took off running, and olympic dived off from a cliff, disapearing to the raging sea below.........as she giggled.

Flagg rounded up his troups. they grabbed their Machine Guns. There was no time to waste.

sea bright swam through seas and oceans. he swam through wind, rain, thunder, sea creatures, and unknown things until he beheld a sight unknown to others.

cockneyrebel landed on mars to find everyone there worshipped a mysterious vehicle known as: routemaster bus

A giant snowman came to town, and asked all the people where his deer went.
They replied,'You ate it', and he said,'Thank you'.
Then he went back to the forest, and was last seen with Anubis.

Starbuline the farm worker happened to be plowing the fields and listening to her MP3 player when she saw a swarm of wasps go by, chasing a sparrow.

"GRRRR, nothing disturbs my music!! !"

She then called a local weapons dealer, and bought a flamethrower, a gattling gun, and some armour.

Starbuline went on a quest to kill all wasps that ever existed, and won.

Anubis was reading a book about space when suddenly.....KBABZ comes bursting into the room!
"What's going on?!" Anubis cried.
"Message_die is chasing me,"KBABZ shouted,"help me!"
Anubis didn't know what to do;he was frightened.
All of the sudden, CockneyRebel comes riding in on her red bus, running over Message_die, killing it instantly.
Because of her bravery, she was given London, and OWA turned everyone into garlic.

starbuline was walking down a strange street on a cold and eerie night as she sipped on her coke. suddenly! a group of moon ninjas attacked! she burped at them and they ran off in fear.

YUSS!! !

starbuline flew herself to the moon by way of a giant cheeto

on the moon she met a girl named tinky who offered her umbrella,
"i'd rather feel the rain on my skin" said starbuline who always had wondered what moonrain would feel like.
she started to laugh and tinky threw away her umbrella too

There was a woman who only ate fudge; she ate it for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and between meal snacks, all without becoming overweight. But instead of writing a book about her diet secret: she made people stand in lines many miles long, and pay $500 each to have her whisper it to them.

wait a minute...why was she laughing? was she going crazy? too many happy pills? or was it a setup for an olive garden commercial?

lemon lived in a world of drawings that varied from century to century. the drawing could only be brought to life if the proper phrase was spoken. she had already brought The Scream to life but all he ever wanted to do was scream constantly and was always shaking, nervous about one thing or another.

great now i have to make one for asperion...*thinks*...

he cautiously stepped off the train, blinking into the sun. they were here...he could feel it... the eerie scraping sound caught his attention and he took off running.

tinky woke u in a slight daze, looking at the world around her. "What happened here?" she wondered, observing the dull black-and-white that had replaced the previously colorful landscape of her lunar abode. All the specially-bred flowers, all the cool streams, and even the genetically-altered animals; it was all boring grey.

"We've got to do something about this!" she shouted. CockneyRebel appeared from afar, holding a small bus. Tears welled in her eyes as she held it out, it's beautiful red coat replaced with the same dark grey that had descended upon tinky's home. Determined to right this terrible wrong, the two set out on an adventure the likes of which have never been known in the history of mankind.

that was definitely longer than three sentences

ceallach turned endlessly into a sea of confusion. he always seemed to be a state of hypnosis, confused about this world. one day he blinked rapidly, shook his head and realized that he was alive.

She said the limit was three paragraphs, but OK.

Though they had stated they would begin their journey, tinky and CockneyRebel had no idea where to start. "Where does one go to recover color?" tinky questioned. CockneyRebel shrugged; she didn't know either. They decided it best to make it their first goal to find a space ship. After all, the color couldn't still be on the moon, because the moon had been a colorless place when tinky got there.

As if responding to their idea, Starbuline appeared with a Palator-model starcraft, and welcomed them aboard. "I noticed the color was gone, and thought you might know something about it," she remarked, to which tinky merely shrugged. Where did the color go? Had someone taken it? And if someone had, then who? As they sat pondering, the warning siren began blaring and the alert lights flashed red. "We're under attack!"

The streets were poorly lit and messy. CeallachSolomon knew that he had no chance when gang members closed in on him from all directions. It was scary, especially when one of the louts hijacked a motorbike and tried to run him over. It was to his huge relief and shock that a huge military helicopter flew overhead, lights blazing against the night sky.Its powerful gattling guns shot down his enemies as if they were made of paper.

In less than a minute, the gang was a pile of corpses. The Helicopter landed , and Anubis, Starbuline, Tinky, KBABZ, and the rest of the Pest control squad disembarked.
Ceallach accepted their offer to join, and proved an excellent sniper.


The End.