Let's come up with fun new names for toilets!! !

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02 Feb 2013, 8:57 am

The Chair Of Many Woes- Because of how many times I go woah...
The Philosopher's Chair- I tend to come up with some of my best ideas on the toilet.
The Turd Burglar

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02 Feb 2013, 9:10 am

Pondering wrote:

The Turd Burglar

'Turd burglar' is also a pejorative way to refer to a gay man.

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02 Feb 2013, 9:11 am

Didn't know that

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02 Feb 2013, 9:12 am

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Isn't threads about this topic Stictly Frorbidden?
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SHH

...I won't tell if nobody else does...

after all, it is a plopularirity contest!

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02 Feb 2013, 9:56 am

Well, in Poland we call an outhouse "the house with a heart". That's why:

http://blogs.plos.org/speakingofmedicin ... ropped.jpg

There functions also the name "sławojka" - after the politician Sławoj Składkowski who, before the war, paid attention to the issue of higiene of rural outhouses - he was mocked for it and hence "sławojka".

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02 Feb 2013, 10:06 am

Butt Bucket

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02 Feb 2013, 1:09 pm

I suggest that you Americans adopt a loan word from Finnish and start calling your toilets Paskahuussi. The "huussi" part is a local corrupt spelling of house. I leave it to your imagination to figure out what the "paska" part signifies.

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02 Feb 2013, 2:20 pm

It's not a new name but I always call it 'the bog'

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02 Feb 2013, 8:53 pm

Poop Monsters like Cookie Monster.

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03 Feb 2013, 2:35 am

feculence funnel

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03 Feb 2013, 2:41 am

ooooohhh I thought of a good one- U.S. Congress. I saw a congressional meeting on C-Span and it looked like a bunch of turds floating around doing nothing. Or would that be more of a cesspool?

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03 Feb 2013, 3:08 am

floater flusher.

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