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Q: Why am I so tall?
A: Wait for a sign.

Does that mean I'm going to shrink? Or will something tell me why I'm so tall?

Q: Should I destroy the world?
A: Sinner.

Well, he got it right, I guess...

Q: Am I the Chosen One?
A: Believe.

Hell yes! I rock! Of course, this could also mean I'm the antichrist...

Q. Should I convert to Judaism?
A. "I would."

Q. Will Aspies be the masters of the Earth?
A. "I still love you."

Q. Do all Republicans go to Hell?
A. "Believe."

I just asked Jesus "Are you an Aspie?"

He told me to watch out for the lightening.

Guess I hit upon a nerve there.

I apologized for asking a sensitive question, he forgave me. Then I asked again and he said "no chance in hell".

That's too bad

As a follow-up I asked Jesus if he loves aspies and auties.

He said, "Yes, my child".

That makes me feel better.

Q: Are you Werbert?
A: Believe

A"Who are you?"

J"Pray Harder"

Q: Is the Church of Garlic the One True Church?

A: For Christ sake.

So does that mean that the Church of Garlic is Christian? Help me out here, OWA!

Q: Do you accept sacrifices of Garlic?

A: It is not righteous.

That's good - more garlic for me

CockneyRebel: Am I a true Canadian?

Jesus: It is not rightious

CockneyRebel: Am I from London?

Jesus: Watch out for the Lightning!

I was told to watch out for the lightning, three times, already. Why is that?

Q: Yiff?

A: Yes, my child.

Pathetic. Santabot has better A.I.

Pathetic. Santabot has better A.I, and that's totally ret*d.

Q: Will Osama Bin Laden bow down and worship you?

A: Let me ask my dad.

http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php? ... ic&t=21882

i think igod is better. you can have a chat with it, its quite funny

Veresae: Why do you think we should cut off our hands and pluck out our eyes?

Jesus: I still love you...


iGod IS better, but this is still good for a quick joke. XD