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10 Jan 2007, 7:56 pm

dexkaden: Will Jack Bauer have been brainwashed by the Chinese a la "Manchurian Candidate" in this upcoming season?

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10 Jan 2007, 7:59 pm

en una isla: Why does your avatar look like a crime scene where you commit one of your famous double trouble, super-duper, rocking, rolling, extreme triple homicides?

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10 Jan 2007, 8:00 pm

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dexkaden: Will Jack Bauer have been brainwashed by the Chinese a la "Manchurian Candidate" in this upcoming season?

Never! Jack Bauer gets brainwashed by no man. Jack Bauer can pretend being brainwashed in order to gain an advatageous position and turn the tables on the brainwasher. This will almost always end in a killing. Probably with his favorite weapon, an HK USP Compact, but can be accomplished with anything available.

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10 Jan 2007, 8:02 pm

Will Jack Bauer kill someone with a salt shaker?

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10 Jan 2007, 8:07 pm

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Will Jack Bauer kill someone with a salt shaker?

He could if he had to. Not having seen Day Six, I am not willing to speculate if he does, in fact, kill someone with a salt shaker, but trust me, if Jack Bauer felt like killing you, and all he had was a salt shaker, you would die tasting salt.

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10 Jan 2007, 8:12 pm

Isn't this whole Superman wear *insert hero* pajamas getting played out?

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10 Jan 2007, 8:14 pm

headphase wrote:

Isn't this whole Superman wear *insert hero* pajamas getting played out?

Yes, which is why this says that "Jack Bauer wears Superman pajamas," implying that jack Bauer is the new Superman.

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10 Jan 2007, 8:21 pm

Why does everyone insist on comparing Jack Bauer and Superman? Superman is a two-bit punk compared to Jack.

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10 Jan 2007, 8:26 pm

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Why does everyone insist on comparing Jack Bauer and Superman? Superman is a two-bit punk compared to Jack.

I do not exactly understand the impulse to compare Jack Bauer to Superman, as Jack Bauer is clearly superior. Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite; Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

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10 Jan 2007, 8:38 pm

If Superman ever needed Jack Bauer's help, and they were forced to team up, would Superman be the Robin to Jack's Batman, or would Superman be Alfred?

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10 Jan 2007, 9:00 pm

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If Superman ever needed Jack Bauer's help, and they were forced to team up, would Superman be the Robin to Jack's Batman, or would Superman be Alfred?

This scenario has a high rate of improbability, especially since Batman turns on the Bauer Signal whenever he needs help. Regardless, Chloe is to Jack as Robin is to Batman, thereby requiring (in order to maintain the analogy) Superman to be Batgirl.

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10 Jan 2007, 9:06 pm

Dexkaden, what is CTU?

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10 Jan 2007, 9:18 pm

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Dexkaden, what is CTU?

Counter Terrorist Unit (CTU) - Elite branch of the Central Intelligence Agency. The Counter Terrorist Unit operates domestic counterterrorism divisional headquarters in major U.S. metropolitan areas. The purview of the CTU is to investigate the activities of domestic or foreign terrorists inside America's borders and to prevent terrorist attacks. CTU divisions are made up of investigative agents, intelligence agents, undercover operatives, crack tactical squads for major raids, and special agents to oversee unit activities. CTU is specifically set up to coordinate activities with the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Justice Department, and the Secret Service as well as local authorities. As a branch of the CIA, CTU operations are overseen by both Congress and the Executive Branch of the federal government.

CTU works closely with NSA and answers to the Secretary of Defense and then the President. During extreme crisis (aka "Jack's Days"), the President takes direct control of CTU, thereby shortening the chain of command and granting CTU immediate access to the President. This comes in handy when various terrorists are in need of pardons in exchange for information vital to national security.

Edited to state the following: CTU is a fictional government agency created by the writers of the Fox television show 24. It is not real.

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10 Jan 2007, 9:36 pm

where'd your username come from?

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10 Jan 2007, 9:37 pm

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Tinky--

Why it almost impossible to not eat fresh snow?

ehhh...it tastes good? acidic levels are yummy?

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10 Jan 2007, 9:40 pm

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where'd your username come from?

Dex: short for "dexterous," mentally adroit
Kaden: "fighter," "friend," spelling of "cadence" for "marching to the beat of my own drum."

Also, Tinky--

Why are you called Tinky?

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