Who likes to deface ads and photos?

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11 Jan 2007, 11:05 am

There was a guy in my Grade 8 Social Studies class who thought I was ret*d and he was picking on me, that whole year. As soon as I've gotten my 1989 Yearbook, I've defaced his picture, giving him horns and a beard.



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11 Jan 2007, 1:36 pm

I also deface ads by giving women beards and men eyelashes.



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11 Jan 2007, 6:15 pm

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I also deface ads by giving women beards and men eyelashes.


That's my Achilles heel!! !!

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11 Jan 2007, 11:02 pm

I'm selective...I normally choose the under-fed size 5, under 30, swimsuit models with perfect hair in the store ads. I find they look 100% better with facial hair. :wink:


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11 Jan 2007, 11:52 pm

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I like to... "emphasize" womens' breasts.


How do you do that?

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I draw lines under the bust and put little dots where the nipples should be.



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12 Jan 2007, 9:35 am

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I'm selective...I normally choose the under-fed size 5, under 30, swimsuit models with perfect hair in the store ads. I find they look 100% better with facial hair. :wink:


Would that include a handlebar mustache?

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12 Jan 2007, 11:57 am

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Would that include a handlebar mustache?


Yep...and sometimes a full length beard.


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12 Jan 2007, 12:07 pm

I draw sunglasses, and beards on the people on the newspapers.

I also draw hair on bald people and draw a hand resembling someone like Benny Hill patting them on their head.

I also write comments next to letter ads like "Had an accident at work?" I'd typically write next to it "No, why bother claiming, you're just accident prone."



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12 Jan 2007, 5:03 pm

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Would that include a handlebar mustache?


Yep...and sometimes a full length beard.


Cool!! :D

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12 Jan 2007, 6:20 pm

I like to do guerilla advertising
Fire up Photoshop, make some of those starbust ad points (you know, upper corner of a box, NEW&IMPROVED! or "20% MORE X") and replace the text copy with my own, a la "NO SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT!! !" or "20% MORE ADDITIVES!", and then paste them on the boxes in the store when no one's looking. One of my favorites was "FREE BONUS AIR!" on a box of cereal.



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12 Jan 2007, 7:51 pm

diseased wrote:
I like to do guerilla advertising
Fire up Photoshop, make some of those starbust ad points (you know, upper corner of a box, NEW&IMPROVED! or "20% MORE X") and replace the text copy with my own, a la "NO SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT!! !" or "20% MORE ADDITIVES!", and then paste them on the boxes in the store when no one's looking. One of my favorites was "FREE BONUS AIR!" on a box of cereal.


hah! and i thought i acted strange at the store...i carry my camera around taking pictures of food and random people when they're not looking. no one really seems to understand my belief that pictures are better when the person has no knowledge of you taking their picture. of course, one must be careful when photographing people without their permission...


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12 Jan 2007, 8:08 pm

I like to draw blood and gore over people I hate. When I'm in a foul mood, anyone and anything in the newspaper is at risk if I have a pen convieniently nearby.


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12 Jan 2007, 9:54 pm

I don't deface them, I like to sketch the models as I imagine they would look on a regular day...before being digitally edited, with no makeup, without their hair done, etc...


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12 Jan 2007, 9:56 pm

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I don't deface them, I like to sketch the models as I imagine they would look on a regular day...before being digitally edited, with no makeup, without their hair done, etc...


And how do they usually look? I have always wondered this.

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12 Jan 2007, 9:58 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
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I don't deface them, I like to sketch the models as I imagine they would look on a regular day...before being digitally edited, with no makeup, without their hair done, etc...


And how do they usually look? I have always wondered this.

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Like regular people, maybe a little more attractive.


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12 Jan 2007, 9:58 pm

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I don't deface them, I like to sketch the models as I imagine they would look on a regular day...before being digitally edited, with no makeup, without their hair done, etc...


And how do they usually look? I have always wondered this.

Tim


Like regular people, maybe a little more attractive.


I see.

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