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Mindsigh
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27 Mar 2013, 8:33 am

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After a particularly hard break-up, I did some things to an ex-boyfriend's personal property that I'm not proud of. I got my message across, though, and, luckily for me, he did not press charges. (Now, that's a gentleman!)

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When my daughter was 14, she dared me to scream, "I love pickles!" in a crowded movie theater and I did.


In the middle of the movie? :lol:


Nah--I'm not that crazy. It was at the end when the lights had come back up so everybody could turn around and stare at me.

I have done some crazier things, but like OOM, I'm not sure that admitting to them would be a good idea. I'm pretty sure the statute of limitations has expired on most of them, but...

Oh, okay. When I was a teenager, I was tripping on acid with my bf and we were wandering around town just hanging out and we stole a watermelon off these people's front porch. We carried it around with us for a while, went to some friends' houses and none of them wanted the watermelon. We were going to take it home but after a while we got tired of carrying it around and were going to throw it back onto the porch where we'd found it. But we heaved a bit too hard and it went crashing through their living room window. And we ran like hell.


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27 Mar 2013, 11:01 am

Mindsigh wrote:
When I was a teenager, I was tripping on acid with my bf and we were wandering around town just hanging out and we stole a watermelon off these people's front porch. We carried it around with us for a while, went to some friends' houses and none of them wanted the watermelon. We were going to take it home but after a while we got tired of carrying it around and were going to throw it back onto the porch where we'd found it. But we heaved a bit too hard and it went crashing through their living room window. And we ran like hell.


that's kind of their own fault... ;D


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27 Mar 2013, 11:29 am

donothing1979 wrote:
Mindsigh wrote:
When I was a teenager, I was tripping on acid with my bf and we were wandering around town just hanging out and we stole a watermelon off these people's front porch. We carried it around with us for a while, went to some friends' houses and none of them wanted the watermelon. We were going to take it home but after a while we got tired of carrying it around and were going to throw it back onto the porch where we'd found it. But we heaved a bit too hard and it went crashing through their living room window. And we ran like hell.


that's kind of their own fault... ;D


I'm blaming the watermelon :P


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27 Mar 2013, 11:29 am

Let's see... there was the time I went to school dressed as Jesus, the time my friend strapped me to the top of his car and we drove around the neighborhood screaming at people, the time I went to Montana for two weeks to make my fortune panning for gold (Made about $400), the time I pushed the portajohn down the hill at scout summer camp only to find out my scoutmaster was the one using it, the time I debated religion with a psychotic Jesus freak with a shotgun, and the time I played Death Valley '69 by Sonic Youth over the speakers of a family restaurant that I was, up until that point, an employee of.

I'll probably think of a few more later. Those are the ones that don't involved alcohol or drugs.