Aspie Superpower of the Day

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I'm always accidentally doing that to my wife, just because I move around silently. She thinks I'm a ninja.

My superpower is to keep in mind the most irrelevant parts of information
(Like if I've been talking to someone about random stuff a month ago, then they remind me about the conversation, and I go: "Yes, of course. You told me about that, you had a blue T-shirt and jeans when you told me that, and I think your socks were white with tiny red stars on them, wasn't that when you told me?..")
Fortunately, most people that knows me quite well has gotten used to me spitting out those out-of-nowhere memories that has nothing to do with nothing..

Another example of that superpower of mine is when I go to the groccery store, coming home with one item, just to find out my list had 20 things on it I was supposed to buy. And most of the times that single item I come home with is the one most people tend to forget (I come home with the salt, when the rest of the thing on my list was things I really should have remembered, like FOOD, soda, tea, candy, milk, see what I'm trying to say?)

My superpower is to suddenly appear on the other side of the room while the people around me say, "I swear you were over there a second ago!", and to suddenly appear behind or next to people: "How did you get there?" Or even in front of them: "You were there… and then you were here!"
I don't know how I do it. Maybe I warp time. Maybe I just move stealthily.

I can also do this. And people also forget I was there. The best incident was where a friend was telling me how her previous night went where she got into an argument with someone else and I was like, I know, you said this, he said that, and they thought I was psychic, and I said, nope, I was sitting right next to him, across from you. And this happens so much.

The power to find hope, regardless of how bad the situation looks.

As long as it's not something entirely luck-based, I can achieve things thought impossible.

:3

Oh, and I'm also a really good writer XD

Being upbeat, like me and Pinkie Pie!

A hail to social awkwardness and clumsiness.

I have two super powers.

I can literally walk through the walls of my home. I call it "opening a door".

I can also materialize right behind someone and scare them pretty badly. Some people call it "treading softly"

I guess that makes me some kind of ninja