A brain walks into a bar, and says to the bartender "May I have a drink?" The bartender says "no". The brain says "Why Not?" The bartender replies, "because you're already out of your head."
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A piece of ham walks into a bar and says to the bartender "May I have a drink?" The bartender says "no, we don't serve food here."
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The head of a psychiatric institute congratulates one of the patients from saving another person from trying to drown himself.
The head added after "Though, saving that person's life, he sadly hung himself soon after."
The patient says "he didn't hang himself, I left him out to dry."
03 Mar 2007, 12:40 am
