Silly Comebacks

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Thats just a general reply to the post. not directed at anyone

I'm sorry!

Ain't no need for sorrys bro!

Thank you!

i have two.....

1) when i was a schoolboy... a bully (You know the type) was picking on me calling me gay and wimpy, and i yelled out "you think your hard do ya?" to which he replied "yeah dork" to which i replied "yeah, well your only hard in the boys changing-rooms"....all of a sudden, everyone went silent, looked shocked...and the bully just looked stunned....

2) recently at college a guy yelled at me "oi you, Hobbit boy!", to which i replied "Well... id like to see you carry the one-ring into Mordor"... he didnt have comeback to that...

That's not what your mother said last night.

Are you talking about yourself or other people?

I seem to have heard quite a few stories about them, but more of them have to do with famous people and not civilians.