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31 Mar 2007, 7:44 pm

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I've hidden this for a long time. I'm gay.

And one more thing...

April fools. :jester:

Since its not April fools day anywhere on the planet as I write this. And to admitt you are gay is no different than to admit you have black hair or like to eat ice cream. I
take it that you are infact gay. So welcome to the purple triangle.

Sounds like someone is thinking wishfully. Something you want to tell us?

It doesn't matter that it isn't April fools anywhere on the planet because this is Wrong Planet anyway.

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Eh, nobody'd be too shocked.

Sounds like you're thinking wishfully, too. You might also have something to tell us?

However on the normal planet I will pull this April Fools prank on my parents. :twisted:

My father is very homophobic, it will be funny to watch his face go from shock to relief.

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31 Mar 2007, 7:52 pm

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Sounds like someone is thinking wishfully. Something you want to tell us?

Yeah are you coming out to your folks today also?

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31 Mar 2007, 7:56 pm

TheMachine1 wrote:

GoatOnFire wrote:

Sounds like someone is thinking wishfully. Something you want to tell us?

Yeah are you coming out to your folks today also?

Quick response. I must've hit a nerve.

If I'm officially gay on WP do I have to come out of the straight closet now to be straight again?

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31 Mar 2007, 8:09 pm

GoatOnFire wrote:

TheMachine1 wrote:

GoatOnFire wrote:

Sounds like someone is thinking wishfully. Something you want to tell us?

Yeah are you coming out to your folks today also?

Quick response. I must've hit a nerve.

If I'm officially gay on WP do I have to come out of the straight closet now to be straight again?

No now that you are out as gay you might decide later your bisexual but you can toss out that straight label for good.

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31 Mar 2007, 8:46 pm

TheMachine1 wrote:

GoatOnFire wrote:

TheMachine1 wrote:

GoatOnFire wrote:

Sounds like someone is thinking wishfully. Something you want to tell us?

Yeah are you coming out to your folks today also?

Quick response. I must've hit a nerve.

If I'm officially gay on WP do I have to come out of the straight closet now to be straight again?

No now that you are out as gay you might decide later your bisexual but you can toss out that straight label for good.

Who appointed you master of these matters? Are you sure you want me to start a thread where I come out as straight or am I officially straight again already?

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31 Mar 2007, 9:08 pm

GoatOnFire wrote:

TheMachine1 wrote:

GoatOnFire wrote:

TheMachine1 wrote:

GoatOnFire wrote:

Sounds like someone is thinking wishfully. Something you want to tell us?

Yeah are you coming out to your folks today also?

Quick response. I must've hit a nerve.

If I'm officially gay on WP do I have to come out of the straight closet now to be straight again?

No now that you are out as gay you might decide later your bisexual but you can toss out that straight label for good.

Who appointed you master of these matters? Are you sure you want me to start a thread where I come out as straight or am I officially straight again already?

I'm a member of the gay welcoming tasks force. I'm just here to make your coming out as pain free as possible.

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31 Mar 2007, 9:21 pm

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I'm a member of the gay welcoming tasks force. I'm just here to make your coming out as pain free as possible.

One problem. I've kind of hinted it already. I'm not really gay. As super as it would be to be happy/homosexual I am neither.

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31 Mar 2007, 9:39 pm

GoatOnFire wrote:

TheMachine1 wrote:

I'm a member of the gay welcoming tasks force. I'm just here to make your coming out as pain free as possible.

One problem. I've kind of hinted it already. I'm not really gay. As super as it would be to be happy/homosexual I am neither.

Oh sorry I was just going by the study we did at the Gay Welcoming tasks Force in which 88% of gay coming outs on April fools days are infact real coming outs.

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31 Mar 2007, 10:13 pm

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GoatOnFire wrote:

TheMachine1 wrote:

I'm a member of the gay welcoming tasks force. I'm just here to make your coming out as pain free as possible.

One problem. I've kind of hinted it already. I'm not really gay. As super as it would be to be happy/homosexual I am neither.

Oh sorry I was just going by the study we did at the Gay Welcoming tasks Force in which 88% of gay coming outs on April fools days are infact real coming outs.

Interesting statistic. How many members are there in WP's GWTF? Just curious.

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