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Anubis
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24 Apr 2007, 7:23 pm

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caught myself checking out a girl

(even straight girls do it!)


Me too, on purpose.


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24 Apr 2007, 7:27 pm

i drank 13 beers so far/ :D


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24 Apr 2007, 7:31 pm

richardbenson wrote:
i drank 13 beers so far/ :D
And how many of them stayed down? :D

I had the Avon lady over for coffee.



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24 Apr 2007, 7:33 pm

all of them so far, i usually start puking at 19 beers - any shots i take :D


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24 Apr 2007, 7:33 pm

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I took a manure bath.


And no one knew the difference.



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24 Apr 2007, 7:34 pm

cold. someone needs to spank yer ass you bad boy yeah,


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24 Apr 2007, 7:52 pm

everyones afriad to reply because this is the manly thread. and you have to be manly here otherwise.. otherwise well :D


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24 Apr 2007, 7:58 pm

I had tea and cigarettes for breakfast.



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24 Apr 2007, 8:08 pm

I took control of a service call and told the lady I had exhausted my resources and had no more help for her.
it was a 4 hour call and she actually shut up long enough to hear what I had to say, cause I didn't say a word after that but "thank you and good afternoon.'

ooooh, I could feel the testosterone!



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24 Apr 2007, 8:09 pm

I went to a jobsite (residential construction) where the initial contractor (I had nuttinto do wit it as I wasn't involved yet) had made a mess. There I was consultant for the owner/builder at an onsite meeting with the rep. from the licensing board.

Like George Costanze, I pretend to be an architect. Unlike him, I pretend so well that my buildings go up- and atay up.

drove my Dodge 4-4 truck there. If that ain't manly enough - I aso wore my leather jacket.

I am a 53 year old hag!


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24 Apr 2007, 8:13 pm

i removed an engine out of a car with my bare hands! argh.. and now i need a drink


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24 Apr 2007, 8:25 pm

I did math for fun! That's manly right???


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24 Apr 2007, 8:28 pm

Both of the above posts are pretty manly, I can sense testosterone (I used to think that was pasta) from here.

I watch a Flaming Lips vid with a nude girl dancing to their music.


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24 Apr 2007, 8:43 pm

I didn't think at all.



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24 Apr 2007, 8:44 pm

I called a co-worker a "fa***t". If the shoe fits..............



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24 Apr 2007, 8:46 pm

Whoa, that is manly, I am impressed!


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