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ahayes
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29 Apr 2007, 10:34 pm

yvan_eht_nioj wrote:

I doom ahayes to be in a universe where there are no cats and no Cat God. The only way for him to get out of that horrific universe are to either A) Somehow find a cat in this catless/ Cat God less universe or to B) become the CEO of a multi-trillion dollar corporation and invest all of its money in something that will transport you back to our universe.

The Great Cat God can can and does exist in any universe, and thus cats can and do too.

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29 Apr 2007, 10:36 pm

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I doom tinky to marrying Unknown... unless she gets another cat.

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Her cat obsession has gone to far as it is. She spend $8955.54 on an authentic catwomen suit as it. Only God knows what she is using WP servers for during the 12 AM blackout.

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29 Apr 2007, 10:57 pm

TheMachine1 wrote:

ahayes wrote:

I doom tinky to marrying Unknown... unless she gets another cat.

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Her cat obsession has gone to far as it is. She spend $8955.54 on an authentic catwomen suit as it. Only God knows what she is using WP servers for during the 12 AM blackout.

yeah, but doesn't she look hot

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29 Apr 2007, 11:20 pm

I doom Quatermass to being trapped with John Prescott for 48 hours in a Multi screen Tv room with each screen playing Gone With The Wind at full volume

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30 Apr 2007, 1:51 am

HEY! QUIT DOOMING PEOPLE WITHOUT OFFERING AN ESCAPE!!

All dooming without escape paths are null and void unless an escape path is subsequently offered.

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30 Apr 2007, 1:55 am

I shall do as I wish, you dont control the forum or anyone on it.

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30 Apr 2007, 2:02 am

I doom Ahayes and Graelwyn to squable on this topic for eternity (or until the great cat god gives them a reprieve).

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30 Apr 2007, 2:06 am

The Great Cat God has already declared me the winner. The rules of this thread, established when the thread was made, clearly dictate that one must provide a means for one to un-doom themselves if they are to be doomed.

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30 Apr 2007, 5:55 am

I doom ahayes to a life as a cat killer, unless he gets a shotgun.

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30 Apr 2007, 6:02 am

I doom anubis to a fate in which he and his fleet will be blown up by ahayes's fleet in five minutes unless he finds and defeats the monkey man of the 9th dimension.

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30 Apr 2007, 6:08 am

yvan_eht_nioj wrote:

I doom anubis to a fate in which he and his fleet will be blown up by ahayes's fleet in five minutes unless he finds and defeats the monkey man of the 9th dimension.

*sets up time dilation field*

Done!! !

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30 Apr 2007, 6:16 am

Graelwyn wrote:

I doom Quatermass to being trapped with John Prescott for 48 hours in a Multi screen Tv room with each screen playing Gone With The Wind at full volume

I hope he's:

1. A fan of Doctor Who or a British comedy

2. Got a gun to shoot out the creens and speakers......

I doom Graelwyn to be locked into a dark room with James Cameron's Titanic Oscar Acceptance speech on a perpetual loop for 36 hours, unless she reads Don Quixote in four days.

There. I gave her an escape route. An unlikely one, unless she's both a fanatical reader AND an insomniac..... :twisted:

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30 Apr 2007, 6:18 am

How thick is (I'm assuming this is the unabriged version) Don Quixote?
I read it about a month ago but I'm pretty sure it was abridged.

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30 Apr 2007, 11:44 am

Quatermass wrote:

Graelwyn wrote:

I doom Quatermass to being trapped with John Prescott for 48 hours in a Multi screen Tv room with each screen playing Gone With The Wind at full volume

LOL, look up who John Prescott is and all the scandal stories about him :twisted:

And hmmm...Don Quixote... *goes in hunt of a Dummies Guide... :lol:

Maybe they have it in this book they sell here that is like this giant tome to read on the toilet, that contains extracts from most of the classics.

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30 Apr 2007, 11:48 am

i doom everyone to going to an eternal emo fest until they prove that they are:
a) not emo (i thought if you were emo you would like it there)
and
b)not hatred to emos

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30 Apr 2007, 12:33 pm

I doom TM1 to be an agony aunt for emos, unless he continues to do the videos for my songs.

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