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Dedj
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07 May 2007, 9:50 pm

My cat isn't not undead

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07 May 2007, 9:50 pm

My cat is still alive.

:cry:

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07 May 2007, 10:18 pm

Sopho wrote:

Flo is not fat either.

Neither is Mog.

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08 May 2007, 4:28 am

Mog doesn't grunt all the time.

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08 May 2007, 4:50 am

Gin-Gin is a zombie :wink:
ootzzie says that he can speak english but i dont believe him

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08 May 2007, 5:10 am

Sopho wrote:

Flo is not fat either.

No, neither is Trillian.

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08 May 2007, 5:10 am

hah...this thread's title made me laugh.

My cat is skinny, concerned with the world, and very patient.

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08 May 2007, 5:11 am

Snug is really quiet and never bothers anyone

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08 May 2007, 5:13 am

When I came home from holiday last week my slipper was not full of cat p!ss.

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08 May 2007, 5:36 am

LOL
Flo always lets me sleep where I want to and never takes up my side of the bed.

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08 May 2007, 5:39 am

My cat never gets upset if I don't go to bed "on time."

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08 May 2007, 10:19 am

Flo is having an affair with Dick Cheney.

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08 May 2007, 10:36 am

My two cats, Felix and Cleo, are still alive.

(I don't have a picture of them, and they've been dead for a long time)

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Prudence
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08 May 2007, 11:17 am

Alberta is a male cat.

Lame, I know.

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08 May 2007, 1:52 pm

Quote:

Scrulie wrote
When I came home from holiday last week my slipper was not full of cat p!ss.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

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08 May 2007, 1:54 pm

Mr. M didn't drag his poopy butt on the carpet yesterday and then snarl at me psychotically as I tried to wipe him down.

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