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10 May 2007, 6:27 pm

Thong underwear

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10 May 2007, 7:08 pm

A kidnapping and a ransom note.

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10 May 2007, 8:59 pm

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10 May 2007, 10:20 pm

Hot tar body and bath lotion.

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10 May 2007, 11:48 pm

A new fishing pole for my dad. Seriously!

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11 May 2007, 12:01 am

A headstone.

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11 May 2007, 12:03 am

Depends

I went to the drugstore and I thought you might like some, as well, mum. :lol:

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11 May 2007, 12:52 am

mop, sponges and a bucket

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11 May 2007, 2:56 am

Sedaka wrote:

pushup bra

when the heck is mama's day, now? this thread has got me scared now! lol

in my country (mexico) is May 10 (today!)
In some countries it's the first sunday of May

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11 May 2007, 6:34 am

Men's Health magazine.

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11 May 2007, 6:37 am

Kilroy wrote:

CockneyRebel wrote:

The fact that I'm a smelly, overweight rebel with a Cockney accent. :lol:

you shouldn't say bad things about yourself
I'm stringly, have long hair and bad teeth but my mom loves me lots

I'm sure my mum loves me, as well. I was feeling a little depressed, yesterday. I'm doing better, now.

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11 May 2007, 10:57 am

Taking my mother to Ferguson's.

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11 May 2007, 10:58 am

a snake

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11 May 2007, 11:45 pm

a hobo who's under the belief that he is james bond.

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12 May 2007, 4:39 am

Kilroy wrote:

a snake

Actually that would be a pretty cool gift. I love snakes.

We had a friendly carpet python (named 'snakey') who used to visit us. He'd wrap himself around some hot water pipes outside and stay there for a few days at a time.

We used to love stroking his skin. He certainly kept the mice away.

But we haven't seen snakey for a while.

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12 May 2007, 2:32 pm

mothers day is overrated. but if i was going to to anything for my mom id work in her yard for her. but only on mothersday

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