Revival of The Corrupted Wish Game

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granted your evil clone kills you


I wish I were a mouse

Granted. But you get eaten by my cat.


I wish today were June 2, the day I'm moving into my new apartment.

Granted, but thanks to an earthquake, your pad is a wreck.

I wish I was Angus Young.

You are, but then you die.

I wish for a 5oz of pure platinum wire.

Sure, granted, and you choke yourself with it.

I wish that there was no such thing as gravity.

Granted, but due to lack of oxygen, lack of air pressure, the extremely cold temperatures and radiation you die a most horrible death drifting around in space...

I wish I had more time

Granted. You have as much time as you want, but you continue to age during it. So while your former peers are still in their twenties, you're now in your forties.


I wish I could run super fast.

granted you run into a walla nd die

I wish I had a horse

granted but it's a hellstead

I wish for a pumpkin pie.

Granted. But it's so delicious you eat it all at once and gain two pounds.


I wish it were last Monday so I could have a second chance at not spending the week procrastinating.

out of all the precious metals it is the rarest. when i go into a jewlery store and buy a plain band and it costs 2k yeah,.

When this thread originally ran. Someone wished for 1,000,000 posts.
I granted it with it being 1 million fence posts. . .I revise that grant to:

"Granted. But they're considered spam and all deleted."

I wish for factory/studio copies of every English dubbed anime available in perfect condition and won't mess up my dvd player.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platinum