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29 May 2007, 6:55 pm

Pet food and a cookbook.


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29 May 2007, 6:56 pm

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A hamster and a jar of Vaseline.


Is Vaseline flammable?

no



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29 May 2007, 6:56 pm

A DIY Brewery kit and methylated spirits.

God, I'm enjoying this thread..... :D


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29 May 2007, 6:57 pm

0_equals_true wrote:
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A hamster and a jar of Vaseline.


Is Vaseline flammable?

no


Just trying to think of anything but the blue answer....


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29 May 2007, 6:58 pm

Cat food and rat poison...


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29 May 2007, 6:59 pm

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Just trying to think of anything but the blue answer....


Well, stop.


Adult diapers and a BB gun.



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29 May 2007, 7:01 pm

gun and ammo :lol:



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29 May 2007, 7:01 pm

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Cat food and rat poison...


Oh, come on people!! !! Think of something more creative! Douglas Adams did these with his Hitch-Hiker's books. He called Zaphod Beeblebrox's reverse numbering of his ancestors (he was ZB the First, his father was ZB the second, etc) was due to an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine, while Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged gained his immortality thanks to an ornery particle accelerator, a liquid lunch, and two rubber bands.


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29 May 2007, 7:02 pm

A water pistol and caustic soda.


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29 May 2007, 7:03 pm

a Styx album and a sterio :lol:



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29 May 2007, 7:04 pm

Tabasco and a fork.


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29 May 2007, 7:08 pm

Whipped cream......and a whip. 8O


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29 May 2007, 7:09 pm

Hmmm.....

A pencil and a stopwatch. (Hint: Blackadder the Third: Ink and Incapability)


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29 May 2007, 7:25 pm

A turkey baster and a pregnancy test.



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29 May 2007, 7:32 pm

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A turkey baster and a pregnancy test.


Wire hangers and a pregnancy test



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29 May 2007, 7:35 pm

A stun gun and a stethoscope.


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