If you had to clone yourself at least once...

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30 May 2007, 11:26 am

I would clone myself many times and make my clones fight in the colosseum as gladiators, and watch in amusement as they battle to the death!! :twisted:

Not really.

I would make one clone, what I'd do with him I wouldn't have a clue unless it happened for real. :roll:



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30 May 2007, 11:28 am

I`d just make one clone, so he could do my homework that i can `t figiure out.



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30 May 2007, 12:02 pm

I have already cloned myself three times. Genetically altering the first and third as girls. I am teaching them to love and respect Mother Earth, to be free thinkers, and to respect individuals of all race, creed, sexual orientation, etc. (except rednecks). The boy clone is also being trained to be a Jedi.

Unfortunately, they take 18 years to mature. By then, I will hopefully set forth my plan to change the world.


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30 May 2007, 2:34 pm

I would clone myself millions of times and then offer the government their services as a clone army. Then, when everybody thinks the Clone Army is doing all kinds of good stuff, I'd issue the secret Order 66 and have my clones slaughter everything that stood in my way so that I could be installed as Galactic Emperor.

And then I'd keep cloning my body so that I'd have a new young form to transfer myself into when I got old.


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30 May 2007, 8:31 pm

MrSinister wrote:
I would clone myself millions of times and then offer the government their services as a clone army. Then, when everybody thinks the Clone Army is doing all kinds of good stuff, I'd issue the secret Order 66 and have my clones slaughter everything that stood in my way so that I could be installed as Galactic Emperor.

And then I'd keep cloning my body so that I'd have a new young form to transfer myself into when I got old.
Umm, I think someone already tried that.

*Checks history book* Yeah, Jimmy Carter tried that back in 1979. The clones' heads kept exploding. :wink:



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30 May 2007, 9:05 pm

Id release my clone. My clone would be a freeman.


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30 May 2007, 9:27 pm

I Would genetically alter the clone to be born female,
predispose her to live and want and desire men and lady's,
predispose her to desire only me, make a couple of those clones,
then speed age them while loading them with education uploads
so when they wake they know all they need to know,
then get me a bigger bed.

no wait,
no I would have one go chase all the dreams i couldn't,
another one to have the love life i always desired,
and I would just work enjoying knowing that at least a part
of me is enjoying life somewhere.



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30 May 2007, 9:44 pm

aspergian_mutant wrote:
I Would genetically alter the clone to be born female,
predispose her to live and want and desire men and lady's,
predispose her to desire only me, make a couple of those clones,
then speed age them while loading them with education uploads
so when they wake they know all they need to know,
then get me a bigger bed.

no wait,
no I would have one go chase all the dreams i couldn't,
another one to have the love life i always desired,
and I would just work enjoying knowing that at least a part
of me is enjoying life somewhere.
Why don't you just go bleep yourself? :lol:



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30 May 2007, 10:00 pm

I’d commit genocide on the 12 colonies of Kobol in retaliation for being driven away 40 years earlier.

There are many copies, and we have a plan... 8O



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30 May 2007, 10:04 pm

werbert wrote:
aspergian_mutant wrote:
I Would genetically alter the clone to be born female,
predispose her to live and want and desire men and lady's,
predispose her to desire only me, make a couple of those clones,
then speed age them while loading them with education uploads
so when they wake they know all they need to know,
then get me a bigger bed.

no wait,
no I would have one go chase all the dreams i couldn't,
another one to have the love life i always desired,
and I would just work enjoying knowing that at least a part
of me is enjoying life somewhere.
Why don't you just go bleep yourself? :lol:


You said it. 8)


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31 May 2007, 3:25 am

MaterialDefender wrote:
Well, if I could make millions, I would create an unholy army of clones to kill all humans on the Earth. I would then get most (only keeping a few to farm and make food for me) of the clones to run off a cliff, and then I would have the world as my playground.


I'd do the same, but once the non-clones were dead,
we'd all make a big batch of Jonestown kool-aid, and
toast one another.



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31 May 2007, 9:06 am

I wouldn't.



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31 May 2007, 9:11 am

I would clone myself billions of times, have my clones infiltrate every country on the Earth, then there will be so many of me that we account for over half of the population of every country. So I'll run for president/prime-minister/leader of every democratic nation on the planet, vote myself in, and then enforce a strict totalitarian regime.

Nothing like a bit of evil scheming! :D



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31 May 2007, 12:48 pm

I would make an army to take down all the selfish jerkwads in power in the world and set up people who will do right by the planet, the animals, and the human race. Sounds like a corny hero with too much chivalry but hey would score some major good karma for this life and the next.



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31 May 2007, 5:15 pm

I'd make a clone army just to take over the world for myself.



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01 Jun 2007, 8:02 am

If I had a clone I would be absolutly scared of him if he's anything like me