Create a short story that is as bizarre as you'd like

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Childhood lovers drift apart after witnessing the brutal murder of two friends. Ten years later, the lovers unexpectedly reunite in college only to have their renewed romance interrupted when they receive messages from two people who claim to be their murdered childhood friends.

For years I've been amused by fortune cookies because the fortunes in them are so dumb and inaccurate.

Then one day after a Chinese food meal, I broke open my fortune cookie and it said, "You play The Sims 4 a lot because you hate to interact with *real* human beings".

Once, there was a king watching a parade from a balcony. As he turned to greet a servant, he fell out of a window. The servant grabbed the king, trying to pull him back inside. However, the servant’s efforts were wasted, since he was a dwarf and did not weigh much. They both fell to the ground and died. THE END

Oh, wait, apparently it’s a true story.

Donald Trump is president

There was once a little boy who didn't believe in Santa Claus. When he got up on Christmas morning he discovered that instead of toys and other fun gifts, all he had gotten were socks, underwear, and a new toothbrush. Sadly he said, "Oh, okay, I believe in Santa."

And then *poof!*, in a puff of magical elven dust, there stood Santa right before his eyes. The little boy's eyes almost fell right out in surprise and delight." Santa, you ARE real!" he squealed.

"Ho, ho, ho, that's right, little one." Santa said warmly, his bright blue eyes twinkling. "And now that you do believe in me, I'm going to take back all those boring gifts I gave you."

"Yay!" the little boy cheered. "Now I can get some REAL presents, like machine guns and grenade launchers and heat-seeking guided missiles and-"

"Ho, ho, hold it!" Santa interrupted, "You've been a very BAD little boy this year. So instead of those boring gifts, I'm giving you A TON OF COAL!"

And so, the little bugger was promptly buried alive under several feet of coal while Santa laughed his jolly laugh. The End.

Merry Christmas and Happy New year!