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TheRevengeofTW1ZTY
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04 Jul 2019, 4:24 pm

Wolfram87 wrote:
Fnord wrote:
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Fnord for Benevolent Dictator!

It is my wish to:

• Change the name of Washington D.C. to Aspieville.
• Create a cabinet Department of Health & Sex.
• Elimination poverty between the hours of 10:00 pm and 06:00 am.
• Force all crack and meth peddlers to fight in an arena, and the sole survivor goes to prison for life.
• Fully fund faster-than-light research.
• Give all illegal immigrants a free one-way bus ticket to Canada.
• Give every American citizen a free bicycle.
• Make politicians against the law.
• Nationalize America's brothels, so that the revenue would be used to finance the military.
• Pay an annual stipend of $100,000 to any American citizen who reaches his or her 100th birthday.
• Relocate of Los Angeles to Colorado, so that the city's residents can enjoy the fresh air.
• Rip up the city streets with jackhammers to force all transportation to be by foot or bicycle.
• Stop exploitation of America's natural resources by corporations and foreign investors.
Ok, but what will you do for WP?
Ask not what I would do for WP, but what WP will do for you!


For someone who claims to want to outlaw politicians you sure sound like a politician, don't you Mr. Fnord?

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He just wants to take out the competition ;)


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04 Jul 2019, 5:28 pm

Me,or I knock all the power lines down and take out everyone’s WiFi.


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04 Jul 2019, 6:03 pm

Fnord wrote:
Fnord for Benevolent Dictator!

It is my wish to:

• Change the name of Washington D.C. to Aspieville.
• Create a cabinet Department of Health & Sex.
• Elimination poverty between the hours of 10:00 pm and 06:00 am.
• Force all crack and meth peddlers to fight in an arena, and the sole survivor goes to prison for life.
• Fully fund faster-than-light research.
• Give all illegal immigrants a free one-way bus ticket to Canada.
• Give every American citizen a free bicycle.
• Make politicians against the law.
• Nationalize America's brothels, so that the revenue would be used to finance the military.
• Pay an annual stipend of $100,000 to any American citizen who reaches his or her 100th birthday.
• Relocate of Los Angeles to Colorado, so that the city's residents can enjoy the fresh air.
• Rip up the city streets with jackhammers to force all transportation to be by foot or bicycle.
• Stop exploitation of America's natural resources by corporations and foreign investors.


I don't think you know what benevolent means.


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04 Jul 2019, 6:06 pm

Redxk wrote:
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Ferris

Seconded.

Third vote for Ferris.


Any opposed?


I'm shining his crown.


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04 Jul 2019, 6:29 pm

Is this for real? or a joke :D

I vote Isabella anyway


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04 Jul 2019, 6:40 pm

TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:
I nominate myself!

Those who violate Marshal Law will be torn in half by sumo wrestlers!

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Sumos? Pssh, to paraphrase Jakki, that's my podium and microphone and if you dare to grasp;
like tearing your pet donkey in half with my bare-hands I'll rip your ass.

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04 Jul 2019, 6:58 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
Redxk wrote:
BenderRodriguez wrote:
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EzraS wrote:
Ferris

Seconded.

Third vote for Ferris.


Any opposed?


I'm shining his crown.


I nominate

Ezra
Raleigh
BenderRodriguez
Redxk
Sly

I second IsabellaLinton & Twiz

But more importantly , don't forget

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04 Jul 2019, 7:03 pm

I nominate XFG.


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04 Jul 2019, 7:08 pm

I nominate Betty White! :queen:

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04 Jul 2019, 7:11 pm

I nominate the biggest sweet pea on the forum CR

and second Fnord & XFG


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04 Jul 2019, 7:21 pm

#F*ckClintonVoteLinton


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04 Jul 2019, 7:24 pm

#Don't_Be_A_Wally_Vote_Oli


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04 Jul 2019, 7:31 pm

#Try_and_Stop_Me_Vote_for_TW1ZTY


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04 Jul 2019, 7:35 pm

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04 Jul 2019, 7:37 pm

#good_golly_vote_raleigh

#give_the_gig_to_the_PIG :pig:
#go_fluff_yourself :pig:


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04 Jul 2019, 7:48 pm

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