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goldfish21
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11 Apr 2020, 5:21 pm

Syd wrote:
Last lifeboat, anyone wanna come with me?

And by anyone, I mean the ladies first.

And by ladies, I mean pretty ones.


:lol:

“And by pretty ones I mean only Ivanka.”


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15 Apr 2020, 9:11 am

This is beautiful.


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15 Apr 2020, 9:29 am

I’m going to build a hull, a big beautiful new hull: you won’t believe how big and beautiful it’s going to be.
The iceberg will pay for it.



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15 Apr 2020, 9:38 am

"Perhaps the most important thing I learned as Captain was not to be overly impressed by academic credentials."

"The worst of times often create the best opportunities to make good deals.  Anybody want more ice for their drinks?"


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15 Apr 2020, 9:41 am

I don't think Trump is all bad (forgive me) but this thread is absolutely hilarious!


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15 Apr 2020, 10:05 am

WOW!

Everyone is clamoring to get into this last life boat with me!

That means ...I'm the most popular person on the Titanic!! !! !

I have higher ratings than anyone else! Even Leonardo Di Caprio, and Kate Winslett!



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15 Apr 2020, 10:10 am

"The whole concept of death is terrible", Captain Trump said.  "But there’s a tremendous difference between one percent and four or five."


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