What's your idea of HELL?

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No one to talk to but really creepy manequins. And there would always be at least three in my peripheral vision *shudders*. I think thats my biggest issue with malls is those damn evil manequins.

Hell is a Greyhound bus trip with my dickhead ex-husband. He wants to get back together. The bus is full of collicky babies and smelly drunks. We're crossing the desert ever-so-slowly. The potty is full. We're in the middle of Wyoming, probably, so if I escaped and took of running I would die of exposure.

I must hitch a ride...

Working at a minimum wage job just to be fired. Not for lack of good hard work, but because people don't like me.

A world where Terence Trent D'Arby was never born.

Being Locked in a chest without food, being able to move or anything for almost 5 weeks and begging for death, but you won't die.

I've recently realized how great my life could have been if I'd just been more perceptive and less paranoid around people, so my personal idea of heaven is getting a do-over on this current life so I could get it right.

Conversely, my personal hell would have to be getting a do-over and screwing up worse, and repeating this on through infinity without ever getting it right; or even worse: finally getting it right, but having that lifetime erased with yet another lousy do-over.

Kind of like that Twilight Zone where a murdering crook gets shot after an armed robbery, goes to what he thinks is heaven because he's given whatever he wanted in life, but he immediately gets bored with it and is stuck with it forever and realizes it's hell.

I would be floating there in complete darkness. Freezing, naked. An eternity of no stimulation. Boredom.

Office party small talk.... forever.

Just kidding. I can think of far worse, but it would be too disturbing to write.

Remember the Hotel scene in Borat?

...... Yeah.

Year Zero - the world of the new NIN album. An extreme right wing despotism explodes in US as the world crumbles away piece by piece under the hands of The Presence.

The slogan of the government of the time sums it up:

FREEDOM IS A PRIVILEGE, NOT A RIGHT

Constant Torture
Silence
Suffering
No internet access
Isolation from any human contact
Being constantly mauled by dogs (kind of like the first one)
Paris Hilton
Having only Jade Goody for intelligent conversation

Well.... Life in general scores a 6/8 so that means if my if everthing died (except you) and the internet went down we would be in hell Oh well at least we have "Alternative" music

[/quote]Milton Keynes [quote]

It's not THAT bad!

Anyway:

being tied up to a chair, stuffed in a room and forced to sit and watch endless repeats of Friends with hip hop playing really loudly with the bass turned up... An also some guy constantly trying to force me to speak!

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I have HFA, ADHD, OCD & Tourette syndrome. I love animals, especially my bunnies and hamster. I skate in a roller derby team (but I'll try not to bite )

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(actually minus the river of fire thats more of a heaven)

No internet.
Nothing to distract me from my own mind
No friends at all, or friends who dump you as soon as the going gets tough
Noisy crowds
Several people talking to me at once(results in my becoming very aggressive)
Being lost
Not being able to breathe.
Being too cold or too hot
Dying alone.

DEPRESSION!!11