Passing gas in public

Post Reply New Topic

Do you play "pull my finger"? Someone tried to do that when I was little but I wouldn't. I didn't know why - just that I thought they were going to do something bad.

Or around a man! I frame my husband all the time, heehee!!

Of course! Not just "pull my finger", but it could be "push my nose" or "twist my ear" with my kids. I can usually make the noises different, depending on what button or lever they choose. One of my nicknames in college was Fart Master #2. Another guy was actually Fart Master #1, but only for shear volume. Mine were works of art.



Whiteskunk,

I was going to say I missed your other avatar of the boy sitting there bored, but:




NOW THAT IS IS AN AVATAR!

Thanks. I love the trips. They're from the series "Hanaukyo Maid Team La Verite" You may still catch the videos at veoh.com

Here's a clip I ripped from the dvd.



Enjoy!

PS- I was laughing so hard-I passed gas!

Last edited by whiteskunk on 30 Aug 2007, 12:10 pm, edited 2 times in total.

I try to hold it in if there's just me and maybe a couple of people nearby because then they'd know where it came from, but if there's a large group then it's safe because everyone is then suspect and no one can pinpoint where it came from. At home I let 'em fly, but try to take it to the bathroom if my BF is nearby. This morning, I couldn't hold one in and it came out. It was quiet but rank, but I lucked out anyway. My BF made that "ewww" face, picked up our cat and put it out of the room, asking what i'd fed the cat. I just kept my mouth shut.

The worst place to pass gas is in a crowded elevator. It's too easy to pinpoint the person who did it. The one exception would be the "silent but deadly" fart, which is, well... self-explanatory.

Dis mornin i farted on the piccadilly line it was very crowded n bhoy it did smell.

Two things you can do to get away with it. (1) Pretend that you're a badass and you just don't give a damn. Say you're going to cut one and go for it. You gave fair warning. (2) After you fart, shout "Bananaphone!"

BBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPP!! !

Oh excuse me! What am I saying excuse me for? There aint nobody here...

Oooohhhh!! ! Good thing... WOOOOOOOOOHHH!! !

Fugi Capesta, my eyes are burning. Golly! Them Rosa Rita reefers, man! I gotta stop eating them

-Cheech from Cheech & Chong

Like a plough horse?

Blame it on the the horses that pull the Budweiser

http://www.livevideo.com/video/E0F874BE ... rcial.aspx

I remember that commercial from the 2004 Super Bowl, you know the one that had Janet Jacksons "costume malfunction".

There's also a Bud song called "Mr Silent Gas Passer" and plenty of funny songs about farting eg. "Oops I farted again" and "Who Farted" or even "Girls Don't Fart". I didn't think girls did farts till I was ten. If somebody farted in class, we always blamed the boys.

I wonder why boys and men are often proud of their farts. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if they were smelly?

I have big pliable mechanics hands with which I have the ability to make completely authentic fart sounds, especially if I perform the feat against my trousers to simulate the muffled sound of gas passing through material.

So I have great fun "farting" in public without actually farting.
Best place is in a crowded lift so everyone huddles into the far corner leaving you with plenty of room.

I was on a boring training course so embloyed said farting hands for some amusement.
The instructor put the blame on the guy standing next to me and made him stand in the corner, he was laughing to much to proclaim his innocence.

It also demonstrates the power of suggestion when people start fanning thier noses and saying, "phew, that really stinks".

Another favourite is to walk past people doing a loud fart with each and evey step you take.

haha!! ! This topic is hilarious!

I only fart in the bathroom. I prefer unleashing earth-shattering belches

Sardines and yogurt anyone?