Post your favorite songs/insults from school!

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Insults:
.Fart sniffer
.Fart arse
.Big knickers
.Big fanny

Songs:
Deck the halls with gasoline
Fa la la la la la la la la
Strike the match and watch it gleam
Fa la la la la la la la la
Now the school is burning down
Fa la la la la la la la la
This song had no real end

Joy to the world, the school blew up
And all the teachers died
And what about the principal?
We chucked him in the swimming pool
With a rope around his neck,
With a rope around his neck,
With a rope, with a rope, with a rope around his neck

There's a bear in there
And an electirc chair
There are people with AIDS, throwing grenades,
Come inside, it's suicide,
It's playskool!

Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skiis
Down the hills we go
Crashing into trees
Now I think I'm dead
The snow is turning red
I didn't actually come up with any of these songs, I learnt most of them from my brother and his friends.

My favorite in this thread so far is the "now I think I;m dead, the snow is turning red" one.


There were many lame ones at my elementary school.


"Look under.
"Under where?"
"Underwear!"

And then, sung to the tune of "In the jungle, the mighty jungle"... "So-and-so farted, an earthquake started..."


Then, sung to the tune of that Barney I Love You song: "Me Chinese, me no dumb, me climb up my daddy's bum..." I forget the rest of it.

"What do you do when you want to know what a penis is?"


"Look it up in the dictionary."

The more I see of most people, the more I like my cats.

It's raining, it's pouring
The old man is snoring
He bumped his head when he went to bed
And couldn't get up in the morning.

I can't remember any songs/insults from school...

Fussy Wussy was a bear
Fussy Wussy had no hair
Fussy Wussy wasn't very fussy
Was he?

I remember it too.


There was this song we sang in French while slapping our hands... started with "Un elephant qui sa balancait"...

spider spider on the wall, ain't you got know sense at all, don't you know the wall's been plastered, now your stuck you silly bastard. ( if I saw a spider stuck to the wall I would try to save it)

"Jingle Bells Batman smells" I think every kid knows that one.

Some thing about the monkey from the Lion King to the tune of the old kit kat bar commerical.

Is your refrigerator running?

You'd better catch it!

Girls' jump rope song:

Marijuana
Marijuana
LSD
LSD
Scientists make it
Teachers take it
Why can't we?
Why can't we?

(Wasn't actually a favorite; it just got seared into my brain as a result of hearing it everyday.)

Here's one when I heard I elementary school.

"One, two, three, how many girl/boyfriends do you need?
One...two...three..."

It when on until the jumper got tired or missed a jump.
A favorite of jump ropers in elementary school.
The record was around 30.

"Tic tac toe
Three in a row
Barney got shot by a G1 Joe
Mama called the docter
And the docter said
"Whoop Barney's dead"

Girls used to sing this one while jumping rope

(Name of girl jumping's) having a baby
wrap it up in tissue paper
send it down the elevator
What's she havin
Boy? Girl? Twins? Triplets? (what she triped on is what she was supposidly having)

Also
"Down down baby down by the water fall
Jumped out a window
Are you crazy
Yes I am."

Songs OR insults? This is the sort of deranged combination only you, Ana, could come up with; you are a creature of the Chaos, aren't you?

Dunno about favorite. But personifying?

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=nwBbMXYDsXw[/youtube]Growing up in the 80's ruled...

Good fortune,

- Icarus is a better dancer than Kevin Bacon...