The presence of Smurfs here makes me vaguely uneasy, although I do not know exactly why.
Perhaps it is the delineation, which is apparently: blonde female (:smurfin:), male (:smurf:), nerd (:brilsmurf:), old (:bigsmurf:).

And the fact that there is apparently no equivalent Gargamel, or
especially an Azreil, brings the motive of these little blue beings' presence into sharp question. (There
was a call for more
CAT emoticons - and we get Smurfs? Have we been smurfed?)
Something is not right with this picture; it is both unbalanced and askew. I move that we, as a community, consider the immediate and summary execution of these little blue malefactors. I predict that if we permit them to remain here, they will cause nothing but trouble; these little blue gremlins are naught more than harbingers of chaos.
Heed me or not; but the wise and astute should mark my words.
Good fortune,
- Icarus demands a red-headed smurfette, at least...