Weirdest Person you ever met . . .

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Heard about a guy on a late night sex call in radio show.

He was mad at his parents.

They kept throwing out his things from the freezer.

What things?

He liked to freeze his own turds and reinsert them.

Am I ok to judge now?

Hey, everyone's weird in their own way.

Every morning I look in the mirror, and...

If you ever meet me you'll have somebody to post about.

I communicate with cockatiels by imitating their body language and whistling "musical answer" notes to their questions. I think they have their own language. Once I can determine that it is a language and can figure out some of their grammar, I intend on sampling from around the world to see if language is different or the same throughout the world. If it is different, the language is learned. If it is the same, the language is genetic. So between whistling and flapping, I am strange.

[quote="Aridarr"]I can't think of anyone. I'm sure there have been a few, but the dreadful truth is that they all seem to pale in comparison with myself;quote]
id have to say the same with me

He probably wouldn't think that you were a True Catholic. He was very traditionalist (the branch of Catholicism associated with Mel Gibson).

I believe that regional variations, or dialects, have been discovered in the songs of certain birds.

They aren't Roman Catholic though, which is what the term "Catholic" usually means. They're schismatic, so it's inaccurate to say that they're "ultra-Catholic" (though I am sure they would not mind--that is what they fancy themselves). They think Roman Catholics are under the influence of Satan. Also, I think that Mel Gibson's parish has not been conclusively shown to be a part of the SSPX. It can be confusing because there is a legitimate group of traditionalists who are known as FSSP and have approval for their traditional masses. The SSPX also call themselves traditionalists, but they are in schism. I have heard rumors that Mel and his clan are actually sedevacantists, which is yet another group which has separated itself from the Roman Catholic Church, as they believe that the seat of Peter is empty and the pope is a fake. However, I have seen no legitimate news articles that have cleared up the matter.

Sorry. That's one of my aspie interests, so I couldn't pass up the opportunity to share.

I think the weirdest person I've ever met would be one of my friends named Chloe. Anyone she meets she gives a "relation". Somehow I ended up being her father... And since she turned 16, she has been asking me when I am buying her a jeep whenever I pass her in the halls.

Then getteth thyself over to "what Kind of sick twisted freak are you?" the companion thread.

Do it quick I just hijacked my own thread talking about cartoons!

So about Chloe, does she give more than one person the same "relation"? Doesnt this put a kink in her dating?

There is this older psuedo-emo guy who goes to the same church as I do.

He has a mustache and looks like Albert Einstein without the wild hair.

He brings his library books to church and reads during the Homily.

I have seen him wear no other color than black
and his voice rises no more than a mumble.

One time, "Einstein" was encountered by me and
I felt very creepy vibes coming off of him.

He was seen starting conversations with random people on the street.

Doesn't that sound weird as weird can be?

Did you meet him? Because I have a bunch of weird people stories, but I can't use them because I never met them.

Do crazy people count as weird?

...I go to a rather well known public university in northern california. There is a guy who comes out at nights, somewhere behind my apartment- I've never seen him, but I've made a few recordings and it's the same guy. Sometimes he yells that he is a pimpdaddy, and everyone needs to respect him and his hoes. A few days ago, he was yelling that his name is "Jimmy Lee...the James Bond of the future!" ...and he always needs to inform everyone at 4 AM that those coppers won't never take him down.

There is another lady here who yells at trees. I passed her once, and she was telling this ancient oak on campus that it "didn't belong in her goddamned reality!"

My personal favorite is this woman that jogs around campus everyday, audibly making screaming and growling noises to keep up her momentum. I don't know if she's aware everyone hears her or not. If you say hello, she will respond and exchange pleasantries proficiently- then go back to her scream-growling as she jogs off.

I've come across a lot of weird people. I was put in and out of a lot of hospitals, I guess that counts me. Well I remember meeting a guy named Cliff at a psych. ward. He seemed like a nice friendly guy. He said he could communicate with god. So he'd go in his room and after a while and come out with a drawing. This is where it scared me. Me being interested in sketches, I told him he was good and asked him what they were for. Each sketch would be depicting one of us and he'd say god has sent for you, follow me. That would be in his room. He'd do it to each patient there. I said no thankyou when he got to me, so he grabbed me by the arm. I tried to get my arm out of his grasp and he would grab it again and not let go. I screamed till one of the patients intervened. This went on for a long time. None of the staff did anything about it which pisses me off to this day. I was afraid to come out of my room.

I see a lot of weird people coming into the library where I work. They come in reeking of body odor.

There's a weird guy living as I found out in a village close to our town but he is in the town often. He is turning around his own axis every now and then. He supposedly used to be a brilliant mathematician before he went mad as I heard once.