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20 Sep 2005, 2:08 pm

Arrr, she be the legendary dreaded vixen of the south seas! Arr, they say she uses anchors as toothpicks. Arrrr! I be intimidated by women. Arrrr

Care for blueberry syrup on your pancakes, or be ya partial to maple?


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The Rhymin' Red Rover, that's what they call me,
Too old for a sailin', too young fo' the sea;
Set sail fo' a sunset, to a land that is free,
I'm the Rhymin' Red Rover, and that's where I'll be.


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20 Sep 2005, 2:11 pm

DeepThought wrote:
Truly a maiden you surely not be, if you be a pirate with us on the sea. Maidens are plunder, arrr that's what they be. Maidens are plunder from pirates that flee...

Arrrr... shiver me timbers and rattle me rowlocks, 'tis the Rhyming Red Rover from Renfrewshire!

I'm off to splice me mainbrace...



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20 Sep 2005, 2:14 pm

ROFL.....

Arrrr.... I be he, as you can see.


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Too old for a sailin', too young fo' the sea;
Set sail fo' a sunset, to a land that is free,
I'm the Rhymin' Red Rover, and that's where I'll be.


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20 Sep 2005, 2:16 pm

SYRUP!! !! 8O

ye be nothin' but a LASS, if yer 'avin' syrup on yer pancakes. i'll be 'avin' mine with some lead shot an' a dustin' o' gunpowder, like a REAL man.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!



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20 Sep 2005, 2:35 pm

Me ship was boarded and conquered and took, now the Rhyming Red Rover's been demoted to cook. Arrr! I should have listened when me mommy told me to stop starin' at at me boots.

Arrrr, would that be blueberry gunpowder on yer pancakes sir? :D


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The Rhymin' Red Rover, that's what they call me,
Too old for a sailin', too young fo' the sea;
Set sail fo' a sunset, to a land that is free,
I'm the Rhymin' Red Rover, and that's where I'll be.


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20 Sep 2005, 2:41 pm

Arrr, thankee kindly far th entertainment mateys. Yer makin a right scummy day a little better. 8)



Mad Jack be feelin a little better after all...



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20 Sep 2005, 2:45 pm

Arrrr! Entertainment? Arrrr! That's what everyone says when they aren't the ones who have to handle explosive pancake condiments. Arrrrrr

NO! NO! NO! CUT!! !! Since when do pirates use the word "condiments?" Who put that in the script? What do you mean we are still filming? I said CUT! Nevermind... keep rolling....


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The Rhymin' Red Rover, that's what they call me,
Too old for a sailin', too young fo' the sea;
Set sail fo' a sunset, to a land that is free,
I'm the Rhymin' Red Rover, and that's where I'll be.


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20 Sep 2005, 2:49 pm

LOL!! ! I dont know how to talk like a pirate, but I love this thread!! ! You guys are cracking me up!! !!

AARrrrr Mateys, Tis LOS da Space PiRaTe! :)



LOL

you guys are much better at it than i am. LOL

I love the Swash Buckle, part, LOL and The Canon Ball coming straight at your telescope.! !!



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20 Sep 2005, 2:56 pm

Arrr! A new recruit! [insert evil maniacal laugh]
Swab the deck, polish the cleats, get me slippers! Arrrr!


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Too old for a sailin', too young fo' the sea;
Set sail fo' a sunset, to a land that is free,
I'm the Rhymin' Red Rover, and that's where I'll be.


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20 Sep 2005, 3:03 pm

Oh and by the way los003, welcome to Wrong Planet.


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The Rhymin' Red Rover, that's what they call me,
Too old for a sailin', too young fo' the sea;
Set sail fo' a sunset, to a land that is free,
I'm the Rhymin' Red Rover, and that's where I'll be.


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20 Sep 2005, 3:27 pm

Gun-powedery pancakes? I must be trying me one o' these.

...

It has a mightily good smell on firing, blueberry an all, but the inside of me cannon is covered in batter. Arrr. Shiver me spatulas!



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20 Sep 2005, 3:57 pm

GET THOSE SCURVY BLUEBERRIES AWAY FROM ME, or it's the cat o' nine tails fer ye, and a good lashin'!

(i just know i'm going to regret saying that... :roll:)



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20 Sep 2005, 4:13 pm

Arrr, so your cat has only nine tails? If me dad weren't using for sanding off the paint he spilt on his peg-leg the other day, why - I'd show you me cat o' 42-tails. Now that's the meaning of life.

And since you don't fancy blueberry, Vile Villain 'Vert, how's about some rum pancake with olive-stone shot? There are worse ways to empty the trashcan.



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20 Sep 2005, 4:27 pm

DrizzleMan wrote:
There are worse ways to empty the trashcan.


there ARE??! !! 8O

arrrrrurgh!

you keep yer leftovers fer yer cat, me lad. an' ye can learn respect fer yer elders.

my cat used t'have eleventeen tails, but i lost the rest thro' beating the bejaysus out o' scurvy seadogs who had a likin' fer fruity accessories on their comestibles. (and yes, i can use a word like "comestibles", cos i's an heducated prat, so there, ner. none o' yer common corsairs fer me).



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20 Sep 2005, 4:33 pm

vetivert wrote:
you keep yer leftovers fer yer cat, me lad. an' ye can learn respect fer yer elders.


Arrr, I have no cat. Me old companion died of advanced woodworm in his pegpaws. Which is more'n I can say for respect - I never had none of that. Respect among pirates is as good as honour among thieves. Didn't the Dread Pirate Wesley teach y'that?

*fires cannon*



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20 Sep 2005, 4:41 pm

/me eats cannon.

:P

WITHOUT sodding blueberries.