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There was a boy in my year 2 class named Lawrence and he always smelt like rotten cheese. I don't think that he bathed.
There was a boy in my year 5 class named Richard who was infactuated with me. He would chase me around the playground hissing like a vampire saying that he wanted to kiss me!
There was a girl in my year 6 class named Fairlane and she stole my lunch 27 times that year and always ate it in the toilets.
There was a girl in my year 4 class named Ashley-Kate and she would dance on the tables when the teacher went out of the classroom.
There was a boy in my year 1 class named Kane and he broke his arm 3 times that year and one time I caused it on accident.
There was a girl in my year 3 class named Brooke and she used to cough up gross mucus to scare everyone.
There was a boy in my year 7 class named Genesis and he gave himself a concussion one day by slamming his head on purpose into the corridoor wall.
There was a girl in my year 8 class named Unique who had a rare cancerous brain tumour and a shunt.
There was a boy in my year 9 class named Roger who didn't talk [I don't know why] but very intellegent.

One 7th grade classmate asked me for my autograph once, I don't know why. I go to college with her now.

Another classmate from way back in like 1st grade, who just totally slacked in high school and got like a 2.00001 GPA, is doing engineering at a state university and has roughly a 3.99 GPA with possible plans to go to a nationally ranked top-10 grad school.

One elementary school classmate is currently a starting player on a moderately-successful SEC football team.

One guy I went to high school with and did a couple classes with is now at Harvard. He was smart, but I didn't think significantly smarter than everyone else.

Tania P. was in my grade but not in my class, and she and her friends would ask me all these questions about myself not to be friendly or for a school assignment, but to be passively mean or intimidating or cool.


Me and Franklin F., in grade 1, on our way back to class from the breakfast club once, would stay out in the hallway sometimes for a long time, and look in kids' backpacks for toys to steal.


Me and Melissa L-C decided one day in grade 1 (it was my idea, actually) when it was our class's turn to play in the "park" (aka section of the school grounds with playground equipment) to stay in there and refuse to leave when it was time to go inside after lunch break was over. We were suspended from the "park" after that.


Me and Melissa L-C stole pink chalk from the classroom in grade 1 once and drew on the wall outside. One kid tattled to the lunch monitor, who then asked us if we drew on the wall and we said no.


Amanda O. tied my shoes together in grade 2 once and I couldn't run and had to be careful while walking and then she took me to the gym teacher for her to help us untie it because we couldn't untie it and she seemed impressed that we weree doing a 6-legged race or whatever.


Melissa L-C was often laughing and smiling and Jennifer W. crying/whining/sniffling/snivelling.


Troy G. picked on me in grade 1, as did Steven. For no reason. For some reason Troy would tell kids about every crazy thing I did ("She got suspended from the park!") and make it sound bad or wierd to make kids think I was wierd or bad.


Laura D. once planned to run away from home and drew a floor plan of her home in the sand/mud and told us "Okay, so I sneak by my brother's room which is here" and that. It was kind of wierd.


Tore, my classmate in kindergarten, once said he was allergic to me.

if you subtracted my friends, my class would not have an IQ of double digets