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Kalister1
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07 May 2008, 8:08 pm

Im through with being friends. Jesus better put out or get out!

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08 May 2008, 3:27 pm

Chistian Crocker bumps this thread!

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08 May 2008, 4:31 pm

I think I'll worship Neo instead. HE'S no martyr! :twisted:

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08 May 2008, 5:30 pm

Seriously...

Why do can't people just accept the truth? Why do people deny that HE came here for us, he was made for US, and he is the only one who can protect us. He is willing to die for us, when he's not even part of us. Why can't you people realize he has done more for humanity than any being could ever do? He is more than human, and he wants us all to be happy.

When will people learn and realize that Wolverine is their savior???

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08 May 2008, 8:17 pm

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09 May 2008, 6:50 pm

Well, Wolverine would bring up the fact that Jesus has only a cloth robe to defend himself against his claws, and how he is in a signifigantly worse position.

But Jesus would scream ''I'm being oppressed for my beliefs!'' and an agry mob would beat Wolverine down.

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09 May 2008, 6:55 pm

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09 May 2008, 6:58 pm

Jesus was a dumb-a**. If he would of kept his mouth shut, he would of lived alot longer than he did. :roll:

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09 May 2008, 7:12 pm

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09 May 2008, 9:07 pm

Wow, you guys are a bunch of idiots.

I wouldn't expect any different from people who humor themselves before a 14 year old, though.

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09 May 2008, 10:22 pm

Jesus, why do you make life miserable for the rest of us?

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09 May 2008, 10:58 pm

oscuria wrote:

Wow, you guys are a bunch of idiots.

I wouldn't expect any different from people who humor themselves before a 14 year old, though.

Where is the humor?

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10 May 2008, 1:06 pm

jawbrodt wrote:

oscuria wrote:

Wow, you guys are a bunch of idiots.

I wouldn't expect any different from people who humor themselves before a 14 year old, though.

Where is the humor?

This thread is stupid. That isn't humor.

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10 May 2008, 3:55 pm

oscuria wrote:

jawbrodt wrote:

oscuria wrote:

Wow, you guys are a bunch of idiots.

I wouldn't expect any different from people who humor themselves before a 14 year old, though.

Where is the humor?

This thread is stupid. That isn't humor.

Seconded. I recommend for PPR.

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10 May 2008, 3:56 pm

I apologise

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11 May 2008, 11:04 am

KBABZ wrote:

I often wonder why people don't think God has a sense of humor.

The most common and most hardy lifeform on the planet, reproducing like mad every second and likely to survive even a nuclear holocaust, is the cockroach. Either God has a wicked sense of humor, or he's a cockroach.

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