Burgers and @ss thread!! !

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Use your head!

Don't you know how to say, hello?

How do you know that?

How do you know that they said that you were stupid and that they didn't say anything else?

Look at that ret*d over there!

Why don't you smile?

Why are you so quiet?

You think too much.

Why don't you learn to relax?

If you were perfect, you wouldn't be in my class and I wouldn't be teaching you.

I'm Pro-Life for only healthy babies.

Did you flunk the whole year of Grade 3?

So, you're in the ret*d Class.

It's time for your nap, now.

Why do you dress like that?

What's wrong? Are you afraid of us? I think she's only wearing her diaper.

If you're not good at math, than you're not intelligent.

Who would want to hang out with her? I hate her. She's a loser.

You can't cut the mustard.

You will never be able to do most things that everybody else can do, and part of it is because you have a Learning Disability.

Austin Powers Girl! Whoo Hoo! (Before I've left the 1960s behind).

Are you a Cockney?

What part of England are you from?

Are you Scottish?

You're just slow.

You're stubborn and you've always have been stubborn!

God can cure that. Let's pray together.

Is that why you have the same face, as that little character that you like, so much? :O) I like this question. :O)

Aspergers? Does that mean you have constipation or hemherroids?


Ah! you're autistic!


That's a mental disorder, right?


That means you can't control your muscle movements as well as you should, right?


You have to earn respect. You haven't earned any yet, wimp.


Is that like depression?


Is that a disease?


Is that an illness?


Does that mean you're a virgin?


Does that mean you'll never get married?


Does that mean you don't have a job?


Does that mean you never graduated from elementary school?


Is that why you're ugly?


Is that why you're fat?


Is that why you're slow?


Is that why you're socially ret*d?


Is that why you went to jail?


Is that why you go to Social Services?


Are you sick?


Are you really promiscuous?


Behave yourself, or I'll get you thrown in the hospital.


I know you better than you. You have AS, you don't understand social things. I'll make all your decisions for you, because I'm not AS and I understand these things. Okay?

So, like, you're some kind of freak right? But, like, the kind that they let run wild in society right?

You don't know more than I do about that! I've (read, seen, heard) all about it!

Get lost, this is for people who think correctly

You're not human.

You're are an empty shell.

You don't have a soul.

You don't have Assburgers, you're just gay and in the closet about it.

Quit cutting yourself and go to school you Emo-faggot!

You don't deserve to live because you're mentally ret*d.

Your eyes are dead.

I am talking so look at me ret*d!

None of these have been said to me but it'd be pretty funny if someone did. Oh and one more.

You don't have Assburgers, you just have very deep seated issues about the size of your penis.

Oh yeah.... I remembered one today while at work that really ticks me off.... really ticks me off.

Why aren't you married?

I swear... usually I am asked this question more than any other. I am asked this even before I am asked what I do for a living, or even my name!

Why aren't you married?

Why aren't you married?

Why aren't you married?

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ENOUGH!

Go get a job and stop bumming off the system.

Why do you always run up and down the sidewalk? Up and down, up and down...

You're not autistic. You're just a lazy kid who took the easy way out.

You're too old to have imaginary friends. You need real ones.

None of these have been said to me directly before, but I expect to hear at least one of them in my lifetime.

This thread is slightly depressing

You can't have AS. People with AS don't think there's anything wrong with them; they don't know they have it.


I know you better than you know yourself, because I'm NT and you're AS.


A person with AS diagnosed you? Impossible!


You need behavioral therapy.


You need discipline.


You need to have sense talked into you.


Your parents should have beaten you when you were a little kid.

A couple of my favorites:

You know. (No, I don't know. I don't suppose you could tell me instead of just insisting that I already know)

It's easy. (Is that why I've been trying all my life to figure it out without making any progress?)

Disease of the weak? topic

Your problem is that you need to be a social being. Rely on people

You are too attached to non animate objects. Rely on people.

Too much Solitary Ann. You must rely on people

You would not be depressed if you relied on people.

god made us to be social beings, to rely on people.

Yep, good old people. Rely on 'em. I would rather have burgers and @ss, with fries!

"I need to wear Depends."

"I'm relieved that I don't have that problem."

I think what I hate the most is when people think I'm joking all the time

Especially when I take things literally, I always get "You're not funny. Quit playing dumb."

does it hurt? *pokes* (I hate these people, ASK before you TOUCH!)

"Are you mad about something?"
"Don't you ever smile?"
"Is something wrong?"
"You don't look very happy."

" You? You have Asperger's? You can't have Asperger's. My nephew has Asperger's and when he comes over I have to hide the computer and all the electrical equipment."

"There's nothing wrong with you. You just need some exercise."

"You spend too much time on the computer. You should socialize more."

"Is that all you could find to wear?"

"No. Don't say that.", or "OMG. She didn't just say that, did she?"

" Stand up straight. Quit hunching over."

"Do you really have to walk that way?" or "Why do you always look down when you're walking?"

You can talk, so there's nothing wrong with you.

You're not profoundly ret*d, so you must be faking it.

Everyone feels that way sometimes. You should be able to deal with it just like everyone else.