mjs82 wrote:
You know when you're sleeping, the world is deconstructed by tiny little red aliens and when you reawake, it is put back together again. That's why I sleep with one eye open to catch them in the act.
Try it out and you'll be as paranoid as I am...
Can't sleep clown'll eat me...
WRONG!
the tiny little aliens are green....
the clown is a demon in disguise. it changes clothes in my attic - i heard it last night. or was that the squirrels in my head - no, my attic, no, my roof. they left footprints on the roof of my car.
the tiny little aliens are squirrels in green clown costumes driving cars with sunroofs at the speed of light so they can deconstruct the world in one night and give the parts to the tiny red aliens in santa suits who in turn give them to good little boys and girls. the bad boys and girls get pieces of coal which are the parts that got left out when the world was put back together and that is why they can't sleep until after 4 am...
my kitten is chasing the squirrels and that is why she is turning white and pouncing on me at 4 am. she wants a red suit.
stream of consciousness is fun.
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