How many Aspies does it take to change a bulb?

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04 Dec 2008, 11:31 am

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... I've never really had trouble changing lightbulbs myself

Did you actually read the first post?

Yeah, I was a bit confused by it, but wanted to steal the topic virginity so just said what I felt like. A more accurate answer would be, One. Becuase the average Aspergers person should poccess the physical strength required to change a lightbulb.

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04 Dec 2008, 1:04 pm

Prosser wrote:

...One. Becuase the average Aspergers person should poccess the physical strength required to change a lightbulb.

Here's a related joke that I heard a long time ago:

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes a very long time, costs a lot of money, and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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04 Dec 2008, 1:05 pm

CTBill wrote:

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...One. Becuase the average Aspergers person should poccess the physical strength required to change a lightbulb.

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04 Dec 2008, 6:44 pm

You forgot to mention that there are no fluorescent light emoticons on an Aspie site for a reason...Fluorescent lighting and Asperger's don't mix very well...
Now let's hear it for Byron The Lord of Everlasting Light Bulbs.... :idea: :idea: :idea:

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04 Dec 2008, 7:40 pm

None. An aspie with PTSD due to electrical shock will get their handy dandy NT spouse to change lightbulbs.

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05 Dec 2008, 2:30 am

It may depend on whether the light bulb has been officially diagnosed as not working
by a qualified electrician.If only self diagnosed by the Aspie,then it could help to get advice
from other Aspies as to whether the symptoms(such as the room being pitch black when the
switch is at 'On') do indeed point to the bulb as not working.

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05 Dec 2008, 2:41 am

If you can't change a light-bulb, you aren't an aspie, you are on a lower functioning part of the spectrum.

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05 Dec 2008, 3:03 am

There's a discriminating joke I wanna tell, but I think i'd better not.

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05 Dec 2008, 8:04 am

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Two: one to climb on a chair and change the bulb, and one to act as a security guard (armed with a taser), to keep bullies from kicking down the chair.

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05 Dec 2008, 11:00 pm

Usenet? these lightbulb jokes used to be on Compuserve!...

I see a light bulb needs changin', I change it...

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05 Dec 2008, 11:04 pm

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?
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06 Dec 2008, 3:21 pm

That was hilarious! :lol:

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06 Dec 2008, 3:26 pm

CTBill wrote:

Prosser wrote:

...One. Becuase the average Aspergers person should poccess the physical strength required to change a lightbulb.

That's beautiful.

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06 Dec 2008, 3:36 pm

veruniel wrote:

CTBill wrote:

Prosser wrote:

...One. Becuase the average Aspergers person should poccess the physical strength required to change a lightbulb.

That's beautiful.

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07 Dec 2008, 2:39 am

lol :lol: i think that was one of he funnyest lists

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