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it's amazing how every time you open your mouth you prove to me your an idiot

"Twice as far as a chocolate bar,".

My nana says that often and I have no idea what it means!

"So depressed a Jelly-fish getting sat on by an elephant is relieved it's not me"
Just something I thought today while thinking about how depressed I am.

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am." <3 Homer.

mine, to myself when i'm daydreaming and i lose my train of thought: "i was lost in thought, and i lost my thought"

and this stayed with me after seeing no country for old men:
in response to the deputy asking "this sure is a mess huh sheriff?":

sheriff: if it isn't, it'll do 'til the mess gets here.

"Big things come in small packages."

"Time flies"
that's cause there's no time spiders

"If I gave you an enema, you wouldn't be six inches tall."

My uncle said this to me once when he got tired of listening to one of my "lectures."

These 2 actually mean about the same thing (I guess):
Whatever blows your skirt up!
Whatever gets your panties in a knot!

My mom always yelled, "Damn Sam!" when she was upset about something. I HATED when she said this. I found it so offensive, probably because I knew several kids named Sam, and I took it very literally. Growing up Catholic, I figured if you weren't supposed to use God's name in vain, you better not use anyone else's that way either.

I had a friend in h.s. who used to say, "It's colder than a well-digger's ass!" which I have difficulty quantifying.

I've heard others say, "It's hotter than a jacked off rooster!" (WTF???) and "It's colder than a witch's titty!" (again, WTF?)

All of those types of phrases tend to confuse me, as when I hear something, I want to be able to see exactly how hot/cold/etc. the item being referred to actually is. Hotter than hell is ok though, as I figure hell can't possibly be any hotter than the surface of the sun.

My nose itches, someone's coming with a hole in their britches.

"He's a bit of the rum sort."

"Oh, Alastair. Don't you know the rum sort make good milers?"

Four Minutes

He's got a hitch in his git-a-long.