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24 Dec 2005, 6:59 pm

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Donald.

Donald who?

Donald Duck!

Oh, Behave!

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24 Dec 2005, 10:17 pm

A different line from the knock knocks:

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

There's more...

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24 Dec 2005, 10:44 pm

knock knock knock knock knock

-Who is it?

-It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.

knock knock knock knock knock

-Who is it?

-It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.

-Who?

-It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.

knock knock knock knock knock

-Who is it?

-It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.

-Who?

-Dave, man. Open up.

-Dave?

-Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.

-Dave's not here.

-No, man, I'm Dave, man.

(Sharp knocks at the door)

-Hey, c'mon, man.

-Who is it?

-It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.

-Who?

-Dave, man. Open up.

-Dave?

-Yeah, Dave.

-Dave's not here.

-What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you...
(More knocks) -C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me.

-Who is it?

-Oh, what the hell is it...c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dave!

-Who?

-Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door!

-Dave?

-Yeah, Dave!

-Dave?

-Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door?

-Dave's not here.

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24 Dec 2005, 10:53 pm

Hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahaha

hahahahahaha

*cough* *cough*

COUGH!

continued...

..... knock knock knock

Who is it?

"Pizza man!", says Dave

*opens door*

Lovely, that was a great laugh, thanks!

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25 Dec 2005, 3:35 am

LOL :lol:

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25 Dec 2005, 9:56 am

Neuroman wrote:

Woo.

Woo who?

Don't get so excited. Wooyay's not back yet...

don't get my hopes up!

here's an awful knock knock joke:

knock knock

who's there?

A 240 pound caucasian lady, 164 centimetres in height, large build with a small faded scar on her right cheek, blonde-dyed hair with black roots, several small cuts on her chest and a slight bruising on her left arm, personal possessions include a pair of cheap earings with fake jade crystals in them, a knock-off rolex watch and a necklace with the word 'I hart you' enscribed into the front.

A 240 pound caucasian lady, 164 centimetres in height, large build with a small faded scar on her right cheek, blonde-dyed hair with black roots, several small cuts on her chest and a slight bruising on her left arm, personal possessions include a pair of cheap earings with fake jade crystals in them, a knock-off rolex watch and a necklace with the word 'I hart you' enscribed into the front who?

Jane Doe.

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25 Dec 2005, 4:34 pm

Who's there?

Serissa

Serissa who?

Serissa lotta sites for knock knock jokes...

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25 Dec 2005, 4:37 pm

Alex

Alex who?

Alex the questions if you don't mind!

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25 Dec 2005, 4:39 pm

Wenna

Wenna who?

Wenna ya gonna fix the member list?

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26 Dec 2005, 2:46 pm

Serissa

Serissa who?

Serissa really good lightbulb joke in the lightbulb thread...

Go see for yourself!

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26 Dec 2005, 2:47 pm

hermit wrote:

What do you call a girl with no amrs and no legs on the beach?
Sandy.

A guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall/
Art.

two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over the window?
Curt 'n Rod

A guy with no arms and no legs lyring in a hole/
Doug.

And the best one:

A guy with no arms and no legs water skiing:

Skip!

hermit wrote:

Quote:

Wanna hear a great knock-knock joke? OK, you start. ((Other person says "knock-knock.")) Who's there?

Yes!! Someone did this to me once and after I got over it I thought it was one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard!

The South Park version:

Knock knock

"who's there?"

"the interrupting cow"

"the interrupting co...."

"MOOO!!"

That one is so fricking dumb, and SO HYSTERICALLY FUNNY sometimes.

Neuroman wrote:

Who's there?

Serissa

Serissa who?

Serissa lotta sites for knock knock jokes...

who's there?

A neruoman.

A neuroman who?

A neuroman from wrongplanet who told knock-knock jokes till my brain melted!

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27 Dec 2005, 3:40 pm

This is getting harder.

Knock knock
who's there

SB2*

SB2 who?

SB2 peg round hole

(*2=squared; I still haven't got how to do the superscript...)

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27 Dec 2005, 3:41 pm

Larval

Larval who?

Larval lamps are making a comeback.

Sophist

Sophist who?

Sophist the grass, and let foot be like feather...
(guess the poet and you win a prize!)

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27 Dec 2005, 3:57 pm

weebo
weebo who

weebos wobble but they don’t fall down

aylissa
aylissa who?

aylissa procession,
the universe is a procession with measured and beautiful motion
(hint: leaves of grass)

rearden
rearden who?

rearden aft, rearden aft, stop rocking the boat!

Oh no! Neuroman has transformed into his alter-ego: Hyperman!

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27 Dec 2005, 3:58 pm

Knock knock

will you knock it off? I'm not going to ask who!

Nuttdan

I'm not asking......Will you let it go?

Nuttdan doin' - I'm hyper and lovin' it!

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27 Dec 2005, 4:08 pm

Knock knock

Who's there?

Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey really want to take another AS test?

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