b9 wrote:
Learning2Survive wrote:
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looks like he has found love from a testicularly over excited roo. it is better than many people can do.
the kangaroo reminds me of how i think some posters would act if they got a hint of interest from a potential suitor.
i am going to have a laughing fit now as i am seeing more and more analogies in that photo so ta ta for tonight.
i hear you - that picture has analogies to WP members up the wazzoo. MAYBE AN ASPIE dancing with a girl? lol
kk time to do the numbers
jawbrodt - money problems
MissConstrue - no car, no public transportation
Social_Fantom - no lady friend
b9 - broken backyard hose, bothered by motorcycle lights
rileyhitman - not much
BobTheMartian - stress, gnawing loneliness, job issues, school??, ended a hellish relationship, car trouble
protest_the_hero - empty social life
Lily_cat - money problems, sister is a financial disaster
phil777 - could die tomorrow and have no regrets
CelticGoddess - anxiety, panic attack,
oh my
MONKEY - classmates are dating each other like crazy -
MONKEY you are hot, so don't sweat about it
i'll put you into the Single category, that makes four of you (excluding me and phil) think - you have four single guys on this thread - don't waste your time!
oops we almost forgot about
philski - no job,
but i hear things are starting to pick up
i won't put you into any category because you are skying, getting massages from hot chicks, enjoying the jacuzzi and swimming pool, and i have not gone this year and sold all my ski equipment to prepare for the hard times ahead. i figure i'll need to concentrate on school, work, family and if i entertain myself too much, i will fail. i will make a seperate category for you - Happy
Totals:
money - 3
car - 2
single - 4 (not counting phil)
household - 2
anxiety - 1
happy - 1