Listing the things I can list off:
PSP (Don't wish to have one, thank you for your futile discussion.)
PS3 or XBOX 360 (One is carp, the other is expensive as it gets.)
MP3 player (For one, I don't really have much in terms of MP3, and two, I just want something that plays. And just that.)
A new computer. (Sure, the living room one is about 2004 or so, but the one I use... introduced in 1998, Dell OptiPlex G1.)
A prom to attend. (Two words. Home School.)
A Myspace (That place is a computer security nightmare if you are not careful, and no I don't want to know what you last [Deleted for sanity reasons]. I don't even have a social networking page.
Fashion sense. (Comfort above all else. And then ability to cover. Or the other way around.)
A large collection of rap or rock. (And, I happen to not have a very large hard drive running, thank you.)
Webcam (Sure, I got a port that could take one, but...I really don't need one.)
Messenger client. (Send me an email, I might look it over. Eventually.)
Cellphone. (And talk to whom? The air?)
A gun. (Thanks, but I would rather practice archery. And not for hunting reasons, either.)
A working TV. (Well, it works, but forget about tuning a signal, the digital conversion happened early in the city I live in.)
An SD card to call my own. (I might get one sooner than later.)
Yeah. That seems to be a good amount of things I Don't have. But I do have a Legend Of Zelda Cartridge. And it still works.
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Yes? What is it? Ok. Now that is good.