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21 Apr 2009, 7:09 am

jamesohgoodie wrote:

What did the penguin say to the astronaut?

The same thing syzygyish said to jamesohgoodie :

"Dude, I like your threads!"

:lol:

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21 Apr 2009, 8:12 am

jamesohgoodie wrote:

What did the penguin say to the astronaut?

squawk!!

(the astronaut was walking in a zoo, and there was nothing unusual about their encounter).

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21 Apr 2009, 9:15 am

Icheb wrote:

"Wrong planet."

Haha.

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21 Apr 2009, 11:32 am

"You look lost" is by far the best one in my opinion. :thumleft:

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21 Apr 2009, 1:42 pm

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22 Apr 2009, 12:17 am

No soap, radio!

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22 Apr 2009, 12:19 am

androo4salez wrote:

"Wrong coordinates again, eh Phil?"

cognito wrote:

"Okay, who divided by zero?!"
and if you get this joke, you just lost the game.

OH SHI-

FFFFFFUUUUUUUU

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22 Apr 2009, 3:38 am

Keep it at 4chan please.

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22 Apr 2009, 4:42 am

jamesohgoodie wrote:

What did the penguin say to the astronaut?

Very funny Scottie, now beam down my clothes!

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22 Apr 2009, 12:52 pm

"So Scott, those pills kick in yet?"

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