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No, don't have a Facebook or a Myspace, one reason being that I am an English Comprehensibility Nazi. That is, I am highly against chatspeak and leet, and generally botched English. My current policy is this: Read it back, aloud, as-is and if you don't sound relatively silly/stupid and the sentence structure makes sense, perhaps then you can consider posting your comment. While this happens to be a brutally mean policy, I would prefer it if you attempted to fight back the butchering of the King's English. I might go and learn the British English for kicks, so I can have a secondary language on my Resumé.
And try to keep the memes to a minimum, or and don't even think about 'tagging' me. If I want to fill a survey, or take a quiz, I already have sites that let me do that. Keep your captioned cats to a minimum, I don't need 1000 of them filling my comment box.
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Also, to answer the question of 'Am I currently seeking a dating partner?' at the moment, NO. After or during collage, sure. And heck, meeting some mystery person online? You do realize that is one of the least sane ways of getting a date, right? When it comes to social networking sites, I think I am going with I believe to be a safe and sound decision, and will be a Luddite. I have a blog on WP, but even that is gathering dust.
In summary and conclusion, I would have to further off in the deep end of 'being sane' to even consider making one. But, that is only my opinion, with a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of changing. A chance, and nothing more. If I want my computer to run slower, I might join and have loads of flashy stuff and click every single link, switch back to IE, and follow every ad. And install AOL.
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Yes? What is it? Ok. Now that is good.