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28 May 2009, 2:19 am

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i like to chew teeth
they are all hard and crunchy
it is a challenge

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your a**hole is brown
mine is brown as well, you know
it's due to the poo

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nipples can be coins
if theyre cut off and dried up
it would be gross tho

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have you seen my dog
it escaped my custody
and i am hungry



ZEGH oh my god dude :lmao:

All those cracked me the f*ck up

The last one's the best

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28 May 2009, 12:31 pm

Silly sycophants,
watch their charcoal smiles compress,
dishonourable.



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28 May 2009, 6:11 pm

It is too early
To compose a work of art
I should have slept in.


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29 May 2009, 5:16 am

those are nice haikus
they show lots of brainpower
and little effort :O

(smileys have no syllables rockdrummer!)


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29 May 2009, 5:29 am

I just vomited
ZEGH, are you hungry or full?
I hate to waste food.


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29 May 2009, 5:35 am

syzygyish wrote:
I just vomited
ZEGH, are you hungry or full?
I hate to waste food.


i'm indeed hungry
but i finally got paid
just enough for food


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29 May 2009, 7:26 am

Friday is holy day
tacos, crips and Wrong Planet
all night long, oh yeah


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29 May 2009, 9:05 am

Henriksson wrote:
Friday is holy day
tacos, crips and Wrong Planet
all night long, oh yeah


yes indeed it is
i got me pizza, snacks and
good old fallout 2

8)


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29 May 2009, 9:51 am

I can't write Haiku.
Nor can I drive fifty-five.
Those things I can't do.



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29 May 2009, 12:42 pm

ZEGH8578 wrote:
Henriksson wrote:
Friday is holy day
tacos, crips and Wrong Planet
all night long, oh yeah


yes indeed it is
i got me pizza, snacks and
good old fallout 2

8)


And I got 2 wraps
I have not turned into stone
although the sun shines.
:P



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29 May 2009, 2:53 pm

This haiku is long
It goes over the limit
By just one sylla...



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29 May 2009, 5:37 pm

There once was a frog
He was in a stagnant bog; :?
*sound of drinking nog*


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29 May 2009, 5:41 pm

Flamboyant Pirate:
"Hey, I WANNA F*CK SOMETHING!"
I run for the hills


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29 May 2009, 5:50 pm

That video was
Hella messed-up disturbing;
But the song was too.


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