Seanmw wrote:
TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:
Spazzergasm wrote:
My curtains are drawn, b***h!
DAMN! *puts binoculars away*
*looks over*
hey, what're you doing with my binoculars

?
i've been looking for those for 10 minutes so i could spy on Spazz and you had them the whole time and been looking without me

....
Uh, you were in the bathroom making what seemed to be the sound of hundreds and hundres of bananas being peeled at once.
I can give you a pearl necklace if you like

I'm sure you'll look good whilst wearing it