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20 Jul 2006, 6:04 am

Did they start? Sorry but I hadn't noticed.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

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20 Jul 2006, 7:15 am

they long to be close to you.

what happens to Clark Kent when Superman is around?

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20 Jul 2006, 2:31 pm

He hides in the closet with Tom Cruise and John Travolta

When will my ship arrive??

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20 Jul 2006, 3:06 pm

whenever you blow your whistle

why are bleachers called "bleachers?" they don't bleach my clothes when i sit on them.

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20 Jul 2006, 4:33 pm

The word actually comes from an expression in an obscure indo-tibetan dialect: "blech-charr," roughly translating to: "I hate sitting here in this hot sun".

Who wrote the book of love?

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20 Jul 2006, 5:10 pm

Dr. Phil

What's for dinner a month from now?

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21 Jul 2006, 8:31 am

There will be no dinner fore you.... you will be being punished for blowing up the neighbors mailboxes

why is chocolate 'chocolate flavored'?

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21 Jul 2006, 2:31 pm

So people will know what it tastes like.

What is the sound of a single clapping hand?

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21 Jul 2006, 2:39 pm

it is a very very soft -swish, shwoop-

why did you turn off the light

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21 Jul 2006, 3:33 pm

i watched The Graduate too many times, so I had to try it out.

why is the wind not visible?

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21 Jul 2006, 3:51 pm

if wind were visible, we would not be able to see anything else

why would someone want a self-destruct button built into their airships?

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21 Jul 2006, 5:30 pm

in case they commited a crime of terrorism, they may not want to be caught alive.

yeah, i watch too much 24

what time do you sleepwalk?

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21 Jul 2006, 6:29 pm

Whats the point of this question

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21 Jul 2006, 7:09 pm

Raph522 wrote:

Whats the point of this question

whoops

sorry bout that, i forgot the question.

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21 Jul 2006, 8:33 pm

CurbRider wrote:

i watched The Graduate too many times, so I had to try it out.

Hey! some of that was filmed where I grew up!!

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21 Jul 2006, 9:01 pm

CurbRider wrote:

what time do you sleepwalk?

Right after I wake up.

Why is real money worth more than counterfeit?

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