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16 Aug 2011, 2:44 pm

chrissyrun isn't the above poster.

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16 Aug 2011, 2:45 pm

Hot water is a myth.

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16 Aug 2011, 2:48 pm

Hold on a sec. I need to go feed my pet gargoyle.

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16 Aug 2011, 2:52 pm

The earth was once a cube till meteor impacts in 1011 made it round.

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16 Aug 2011, 2:56 pm

My cone is the reason for global warming.

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16 Aug 2011, 2:58 pm

Aristotle made a living by juggling carrots.

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16 Aug 2011, 3:09 pm

I love Michael Bay movies.

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16 Aug 2011, 3:10 pm

I am not drinking.

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16 Aug 2011, 3:11 pm

Blinking rapidly makes you fireproof.

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16 Aug 2011, 3:16 pm

I have got millions of fans all over the world.

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16 Aug 2011, 3:16 pm

This thread hosts very intelligent conversation.

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16 Aug 2011, 3:22 pm

Cornflake wrote:

Blinking rapidly makes you fireproof.

It could put the fire out if someone has abnormally humongous lashes and eyelids. :lol:

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16 Aug 2011, 3:50 pm

This post is the most usefull thing you will ever read in your entire life.

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16 Aug 2011, 3:51 pm

I am totally patient and don't mind waiting.

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16 Aug 2011, 3:53 pm

Biros have emotions, and so do pencils. Quills, however, do not.

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16 Aug 2011, 3:53 pm

Cornflake wrote:

Aristotle made a living by juggling carrots.

Yes, and it's quite a lucrative business, too. I'm working on a carrot-juggling degree, so I can become rich and famous.

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