whiteskunk wrote:
I might be put to symbolic death for this one but-"Most Likely to Misspell Avian Species For WP Post Levels" Alex.
Sorry.
Scene-A dark interrogation room, a single bright light is shining in Werbert's face.
Interrogator: Mr. Werbert, our records indicate that you have responded to the posts of a Mr., uh (looks at pad for dramatic effect), a Mr. Whiteskunk. Do you deny these charges?
Werbert: I ain't never heard of nobody named whiteskunk. And even if I did, I woulda never talked to the guy.
I: Don't lie to me, Mr. Werbert. I don't like being lied to. We have proof that you collaborated with Mr. Whiteskunk on a WrongPlanet awards thread.
Werbert: Hey, man, I've posted on so many threads, I don't remember specific ones.
I: Well, in this awards thread, Mr. Whiteskunk allegedly questioned the wisdom of Alex. Do you recall what Mr. Whiteskunk said?
Werbert: I told you, I've never heard of whiteskunk!
I: We'll just see about that. Bruno!
(A large man comes in with a tray full of torturing implements. Werbert looks like he's about to cry.)