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pith on you, shrox!

Have a pith helmet on your head! (hurls a pith helmet)

And thome pithathio nuts! (hurls pistacios)

And snowballs made with pebble cores! (hurls aforementioned snowballs)

what's happened to Sylkat? We need a few of her s**t slinging baboons.

What happened to the conflagration? Ah well, then. I apply a flammable gel to the thin and stretched thread.

This thread is dead! Long live the fuse! (or not!)

Sylkat is still stuck on the interstellar Swedish office building, STILL cleaning up after those feces-flingers, and Ten is napping in the pilot's seat...we had pizzas delivered, and spicy food always makes him sleepy.

Back on the rudeness topic, will one of you geniuses kindly get your brilliant behind up here, and at least TRY to potty-train these apes?! Sylkat

Burn the thread/fuse by posting this picture or retroactively adding it:



By the time we finish the thread, there will be a conflagration.

And I would never train those apes, they are apes, not humans.

Might I suggest diapering your simian friends? And where's MY pizza, greedy Sylkat?

Dearest Melvin, As I said, get yourself up here and help clean (you might bring some shovels), and you can have all the pizza you want. And you are more than welcome to take the furballs back to Earth with you. There must be someone you don't particularly like who needs houseguests! Sylkat

I absolutely WILL NOT clean out your crappy spaceship. However, there are quite a few people on my hate list. How many baboons are we talking about, here?

Dear Melvin, You will have to ask b-9 for an accurate head count..They are his baboons, after all. I certainly can't count them, I'm too busy running around spraying room-freshener throughout all the offices, since Ten won't start the engines unless I get this place smelling better. He won't even get his commando-trained cones to help me, says he thinks the baboons could be a bad influence! Sylkat

There is a way to clean out the manure. Clean it with FIRE! There is always the small chance that we escape intact.

Dear kevin, if we set fire to the office building, Sweden will probably declare war on England (as you probably know, they are pretty annoyed that London apparently lost their ridiculous-looking gherkin-building in the first place). Sweden hasn't been officially at war with anyone for so long, the 'battles' would likely be embarrasing...Sylkat

Wait, so are we in space or have we returned? And what of the facility? Is it on fire TOO?

Dear Kevin, I don't know where we are because I'm rather busy with flea spray at present (one MORE little thing that b9 chose not to disclose), you will have to ask Ten; he is SUPPOSED to be steering this thing! If we are back in London (and me with no passport), then England probably won't be invaded by Sweden when (if?) you blow the building up. The British Fire Brigade may want a quiet word with you, however...Sylkat